Trap Load

When your girl sabatages the condom and you shoot through the tip.

My thottie hit me with a trap load.

by md and the kdawg March 21, 2016

hunk load

A little dinger with massive balls.

Dang! Check out Steve-O's hunk load!

by Gurbur88 March 7, 2018

Snowman's Load

A large icy beverage. eg. Slush Drink, Sno-Cone or Ice Water.

"I was so thirsty, I swallowed a Snowman's Load."

Variation: "It is so hot... I could sure go down on a snowman right now!"

by groimsley December 11, 2010

strep load

A load of semen from a man infected with strep throat. RSK

Taylor gave half the women in the Missouri tri-county area strep loads, now they all have strep

by PKARSK February 18, 2018

salty load

A mans sperm or cum

Giuseppi likes to cop a salty load

by Jamiefox101 July 24, 2016

Muzzle loaded

Verb - when your old lady or significant other won’t shut their mouth and keeps nagging you so you walk over and and forcefully shove your cock down her/ there throat to shut them up

Man, I’ll tell you what. My old lady was hounding me to do chores, so I walked over to her and muzzle loaded her till she turned purple

by Bootfuckjimmi January 27, 2023

Loaded weapon

A penis which has not been released from it's fury. Any time you leave the house, relieve it first.

For those who don't understand the above, 2 balls full and a semi erect penis which is ready for action even if you see an obese 40 year old. A dangerous situation to be in so it is recommended to always do a #3 before leaving your apartment.

Dude, I went to a club last night and the toilets were being cleaned and the dancers were in bikinis. I was harder than platinum and it hurt. Never leave your house with a loaded weapon.

by The¥/ May 11, 2023