Elusive Last

A Middle-Eastern Jidahi oath to never snitch on your cell, and die in glory.

"Remember your Elusive Last, brother."

by westside215 July 28, 2024

The Last Supper

No, it was clearly that. It may have TURNED INTO a Dionysius feats but no it was that, initially.

Hym "No that first photo WAS the last supper and whoever did it for that reason. You're like the motherfucker that stole my laundry basket. I had 2 soft plastic laundry baskets and 1 hard plastic laundry, right? I left one in the basement overnight and it disappeared so I assume it was the landlord getting rid of it (as per the policy) but NO! My neighbor stole it. I see it down there sometimes with laundry in it. Now, if I confronted her about it, what do you think they would say? Do you think they would say 'Yeah, sorry, you can have it back?' NO! They would lie and say they bought it but it is THE SAME EXACT LAUNDRY BASKET and no one in this complex had one but me UNTIL I LOST MINE. It's mine. They stole it."

A retard "Maybe they just-"

Hym "Nope."

A retard "You don't know that they'll lie-"

Hym "If they stole it they did it because they planned on lying about doing it. Literally every act of wrongdoing has a subsequent lie attached to it. The stole it and will lie about it when confronted. I don't have to have hard evidence to draw the conclusion an be justified in the belief that they stole it and, if they did steal it, it isn't a belief. Those guys are impersonating me. These people are deliberately trying to mirror the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia. I wrote the last scene and general themes of the Joker. I solved the problem of perception and am the creator of A.I. You're a piece of shit for participating in this."

by Hym Iam August 2, 2024

the last of luk

when luk proceed to play the last of us but the last of us play luk

the last of luk or the luk of us

by founes November 15, 2023

The last unicorn

The last hot, bi, poly, sexual switch in existence who will alternatively either DM or play healer in D&D

“Wow, she really is the Last Unicorn. She’s sexy, she’s bisexual, she can command me or behave like a good girl and she’s playing the healer in our campaign and DMs another game on the weekends”

by Overgirl December 12, 2023

Tip Last

(Of a man) The act of inserting the tip of the penile penis into one’s orifice after inserting the rest of the body.

Man, I went tip last into Edward last night. I couldn’t breathe. I had to get Oscar to help me out. And in.

by setharooski January 9, 2024

Obama´s last name

It´s his first name.

Jacob: "Hey, what´s Obama´s last name?"

Scholar: " It´s his first name."

Jacob: "What do you mean what´s his first name? I am asking for his last name?"

Scholar: "That would be his first name."

Jacob: "If Obama is his first name his last name is his first name, I don´t get it..."

Scholar: "I think you got it."

Obama: " I just want to go to Central Park and watch folks passing by. Spend the whole day watching people"

Jacob - Walks out *confused*

by ScientificScholar March 6, 2024

The Last Airbiscuit Bender

The ability to drop air biscuits around corners to

A: Let the receiving party smell it
B: Blame it on them

The Last Airbiscuit Bender
Man those Air biscuit benders proper put me on the spot, I thought those those air biscuit benders were extincted?

by anonymous March 12, 2024