Keystolope

The famed orange keystone beer that is very very rare to find in packs of Keystone Light. You are part of an elite group if you find it.

DUDE! After twenty 30 bombs i finally found the keystolope! My life is complete.

by The Bros. March 28, 2009

Pork Scotch Keys

A huge bunch of keys carried by little fat security guards because it makes them feel important. The only keys actually used are the ones to his house, his mum's house and his silly white van. The 58 others are ones he's found.

Look at that guy's keyring! He must own lots of houses and cars.

Wrong! What we have here is a cretinous security guard. They're only Pork Scotch Keys. He found most of them. Hasn't a bloody clue what they're for.

What a nobhead.

by benny twadge May 24, 2009

Keyana

Keyana is an amazing girlfriend to have She cool, goofy , intelligent , and conceited Anyone who meets her will instantly fall in love with her. Keyana might get jealous of a lot things but she'll never leave you when things rough .

Keyana is an amazing girlfriend

by Keee December 25, 2016

Keyon

Keyon is a very handsome black male , who is perfect inside. Some people hate him, most people love him. He is a very funny and down to earth guy, Although he is shy around certain girls, once he gets to know you. he will take you on the funnest trip of your life ever. He may piss you off sometimes and he may say some stuff that comes out wrong but in the end, you know hes truly sorry and really hopes you forgive him. He has anger issues, so don't piss him off or he will constantly yell,swear or even hit. But he is a very down to earth guy. He is also funny but can be annoying at times.

Boy 1: Did You see Keyon walk by us?

Boy 2: Yeah. I just did, I just love him

OR
Girl 1: I hate Keyon sometimes.

Girl 2: How could you hate him. Hes amazing!

by BrightKnight July 10, 2011

Keyanna

She is the most beautiful woman ever. Her beautiful eyes make her stand out and her love for her family and friends is endless. She will keep it 💯 with you and don’t push her buttons cause she will cut you off. Keyanna has a tough time letting people in her inner circle and showing love to her. She is a fun person to be around and if you miss out on hanging out with her that’s your LOST. She loves GOD and her family which makes her the perfect friend and girlfriend to have.

Keyanna is at church giving GOD praise!! 🙏🏾🙌🏾

by BrothaE November 23, 2021

Chair-To-Keyboard Interface

Useful abbreviation as CTKI, or occasionally CKI (Chair-Keyboard Interface).

CTKI is the tech-tarded USER that TECHS spend so much company time dealing with that could be better spent on more important network issues.

USER: "My login doesn't work. Is the network down or something?"

TECH: "No, networks fine. Is your Caps Lock on?"

USER: "Oh my gosh, it IS, tee-hee! Sorry for calling you from your lunch break as an emergency."

(Boss comes in): "So USER tells me there's network problems and they can't log in! What's going on with the system?"

TECH: "Problem solved. But I think it would be in your best interest to replace the CTKI."

(CTKI=Chair-To-Keyboard Interface,)

by Doc Pyrata May 3, 2008

keya

The girl that everyone wants to be or wants to date. Usually looks good in just about everything but she doesn't think so. Can act very mature but not afraid to dance in the street. A Keya can be the life of the party but will still get along great with her parents. A beautiful girl who has many friends. Has very deep thoughts about life and not afraid to share them with you. Her beauty will astound you and her smile is captivating. She always thinks of other and loves her family and friends. The girl you will never forget.

Guy 1: "Daaaamn! That girl is crazy hott!"
Guy 2: "Yea, that's my Keya. I love her so much."
Guy 1: "Who wouldn't? damn. You're a lucky bastard."

by bladedude666 December 13, 2010