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Cousin Joey 

Noun refering to a type of relative you try not to talk to.
Definitions:
1. Some one who is completely socially retarded
2. Some one who is accused of being mentally disabled.
3. Some who is constantly silent but when does speak up is an asshole.
Girl: Who was that guy walking to target dancing and bobbing his head.
Relative: Cousin Joey.
Girl: Oh no wonder he looked like he had down syndrome.
Cousin Joey by lolzuracat February 22, 2010
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The Joey 

I was pulling the joey and almost hit a seagull.
The Joey by Sky sex August 7, 2013

Uncle Joey 

Slang term for any number of crotch rotting diseases.
FUCK! I gots me the naaaastiest muthfukin case of UNCLE JOEY, yo!
Uncle Joey by Aiko Oyama Ayers January 24, 2003

Millie and Joey 

The perfect couple, this duo together can conquer any problems that come their way. They both have their differences but no matter what happens they’ll stick by each other! No one can ever come between a Joey and his Millie.
Have you seen Millie and Joey they are gonna last forever because he loves her so much and that’s a promise.
Millie and Joey by SnailBunhole September 30, 2020

the Joey Effect 

A sexual Aura that comes off of Joey that drives all the girls wild, and thus making them want sex so bad female orgasms will always happen.
I just finished watching Friends on TV and i am so taken over by the Joey Effect right now.
the Joey Effect by AriesNova July 12, 2009
"Joey" means 'cripple' and derives from the famous children's program, Blue Peter.

Blue Peter presentersinvited spina-bifida sufferer, Joey Deacon, onto the show so he could talk about life with this debilitating condition.
"can I play football with you?"

"get away from me you joey"
a joey by dan November 26, 2004
A joey is usually the name one stoned person gives to another stoned person as they start to do everything they tell em to, everything!
Stoner A: Go chippy and get me a pie
Stoner B: OK
Stoner A: Haha, Joey
a joey by Xa3r0 August 16, 2006