Someone that, even though they know that they hold a very good hand, bets the smallest amount of their money possible. Poker Jews usually succeed in poker, for their tactics allow them to suck the money out of their opponents without losing much of their own winnings. Usually frustrates the opponent- leading into a long, drawn out game of poker. Involves massive bluffing in some occasions.
1. Even though Brad held a royal flush, he still only betted a dollar, making him a poker jew.
2. A: " I bet one dollar."
B: " Dude, I put down twenty. This game is going to go on forever."
A: " I win."
B: " Screw you, poker jew! "
2. A: " I bet one dollar."
B: " Dude, I put down twenty. This game is going to go on forever."
A: " I win."
B: " Screw you, poker jew! "
by Michaelhunt4 July 19, 2010
Get the Poker Jewmug. 1) The act of dispatching two or more enemies with one bullet. Usually with a Sniper rifle.
2) An unannounced Halo 3/Reach medal- Killing two enemies with one shot of the sniper rifle.
Origin:
World War II concentration camps, Schutzstaffel conserved ammo by lining up prisoners and firing.
2) An unannounced Halo 3/Reach medal- Killing two enemies with one shot of the sniper rifle.
Origin:
World War II concentration camps, Schutzstaffel conserved ammo by lining up prisoners and firing.
by TomLarkin June 8, 2011
Get the Jew Shotmug. a non-jew who tries very hard to be a jew. they usually know the more common jewish rituals (like shabbat and kashrut) some hebrew and can pass for a jew anywhere
Mariah, a good catholic girl, decided to become a pada-jew under the tutelage of the great jew-dis Adam, Max, and Aaron
by nicejewishboy December 10, 2010
Get the pada-jewmug. One who has money but is also a dirt kid because he/she is to damn cheap to buy new cloths. (See dirt kid)
by David Mersinger May 10, 2008
Get the Dirt Jewmug. When your partner releases an excessive amount of flatulence while you are both under the covers. Enough gas to kill off Jews in mass quantities.
Dan: "Dude, Sally totally pulled a Jew Gassing on me last night."
John:"Woah man, Mary did that to me last week after we ate Chipotle!"
John:"Woah man, Mary did that to me last week after we ate Chipotle!"
by YoungxNation February 6, 2017
Get the Jew Gassingmug. The 6 million (out of 300 million) Americans who
1) own and operate 65-75% of U.S. media. Not conspiracy, check the facts.
2) generally infiltrate every area or field where high levels of education are needed and/or high salaries are paid.
3) are the most fascinated by WASPs and secretly wish they could be them. New money and lack of humility doesn't cut it, though.
4) empathize and sympathize with racial minorities and support their causes/politics but wouldn't be caught dead living next to one. (Though they do hire them as domestic help)
5) often use their "victimhood" or "persecution" as manipulative mechanisms to get what they want — while most of them earn six-figure salaries and live in the wealthiest areas of the US.
6) would be highly offended by these highly accurate descriptions and would, of course, point at me and call me an anti-Semite.
1) own and operate 65-75% of U.S. media. Not conspiracy, check the facts.
2) generally infiltrate every area or field where high levels of education are needed and/or high salaries are paid.
3) are the most fascinated by WASPs and secretly wish they could be them. New money and lack of humility doesn't cut it, though.
4) empathize and sympathize with racial minorities and support their causes/politics but wouldn't be caught dead living next to one. (Though they do hire them as domestic help)
5) often use their "victimhood" or "persecution" as manipulative mechanisms to get what they want — while most of them earn six-figure salaries and live in the wealthiest areas of the US.
6) would be highly offended by these highly accurate descriptions and would, of course, point at me and call me an anti-Semite.
"Nearly everything in America today — politics, media, health, academia, business, entertainment, finance, foreign relations — are cultivated by, owned by, or influenced by American Jews. Is this merely based on merit or is it ethnocentric and cultural manipulation? You decide."
by vanderblick January 19, 2010
Get the American Jewsmug. Used to describe someone being suspicious or doing something without you knowing if they’re Jewish or not.
by Mr Bean’s grandmother May 10, 2021
Get the Sneaky Jewmug.