slim jesus

eminem's retarded little brother; skittles.

how to be slim jesus
>be white
>watch Straight out of Compton
>capture mexican kid
>make drill rap

by lolitsalex December 27, 2015

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jessie bear

A cute Children's Book and a favorite of Jessie's. It is also a decidely new nickname for Jessie. Thus, Jessie Bear is a Loooovely girl, who is beautiful in everyway. Everyone wants their children to grow up and just like her. She is also amazingly talented and sweet. She is probably one of the most friendly people an earth....scratch that-she IS one of the most friendly people in the world. She is loved by everyone she knows. :)

Jessie Bear is laying in bed with mono.

by Beth D November 10, 2008

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Jessa

Jessa is a girl who is very pretty and outgoing. She is fairly athletic and strong. She also has a kind heart that makes ever love her! She is very smart and put it to great use. She is very hard working and puts her mind to anything she wants to do. She is tall and is always the young one in class. She is a tomboy. She never takes no for an answer and is an exceptional girl. Never let her go cause she will be the best thing you will ever get. She is really trusting and gives really good advice. Every loves her.

She so stunning. That girl’s name must be Jessa!

by Softball_Eight February 23, 2019

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Southern Jessy

An insult used by those from the north to refer to people from the south, implying that they are cowardly.

shall we go swimming in the lake?

no it's too cold

you big southern jessy

by I'm right, greek boy June 9, 2011

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Sarah Jessica Parker Effect

When an obviously unattractive or disfigured celebrity is heralded by quotidian females as the pinnacle of beauty much to the bemusement of heterosexual males.

Jim: Man, I just had a terrible blind date set up by your girlfriend. She claimed that she was hot, but when I sat down, all I saw was an anorexic harpy with a botched nose job.

Johnny: You're a victim of the Sarah Jessica Parker effect.

by alecb July 25, 2007

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