Jessica Jean

Me. The most beautiful woman to ever live. Having all human features realistically and therefore comprehensively possible in perfect balanced. After going 25 years not knowing what made me so differnt, was that. Go big noses. I'm proudly the blackest and whitest person to ever live. As a demonstration in admitting this, we are all equal parts both. Goo dead monkeys and ligers. I'm also very confused as to why my extraordinary excellence went and continues to be so obscure and go unnoticed. As I say I mean type this, I feel like I'm saying something argumentitive. Something that everyone doent know or feel, and actually think this of themselves. I feel the stero typical definition of Noticed is not fulfilled on my life. Instead I'm a yale born panhandler, who just wants her own her owm home and garden, to be able to afford to fight the effects of aging with good medicine. To have enough money one day to go to Jordens. Have a sky light. However, I know all these undeniable, never to accure again contexts about myself and I'm forced to beg for small change praying for more humanity for myself and other panhandlers to people as my heart bleeds hott out my pours
Jessica Jean is to be rich one day by God's good graces and the sake of experience itself. God bless Jessica Jean means God Bless everyone. And I love you.
by Lsdpie December 10, 2021
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Jean Thong

(noun) - When a girl cuts her pants so short to the point that you can see part of her ass and it's practically underwear.
Dude, did you see Jenifer? She's got the best jean thong on the block!
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Salem Ass Jeans

Jeans/denim that are no longer trendy at the moment, but they were in a previous cycle.

Similar to comparing the big city trends to the suburban trends, and how the suburbs are often one-step behind the more modern city trends (Portland, Oregon versus Salem, Oregon in this example).

Portland (circa 2014): Everyone wearing dark washed, selvedge denim.
Salem (circa 2014): Everyone wearing light washed, bootcut jeans with hammer loops.
When my friend Kevin moved to Portland from Salem, he lamented his current jeans situation: "I need to get some newer jeans for Portland, I got some Salem Ass Jeans right now."
by manjoseph January 21, 2022
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Sussy On My Jeans

A "lost song" written by Santiago Castano in late 2021. Some say it's out there on the internet but none have ever been able to recover it.
Sean: Have you heard that one song, "Sussy On My Jeans" by Santiago Castano?

Elan: No. It sounds like an absolute banger
by BigWillyScavver May 25, 2022
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Billie Jean King

"WOW Billie Jean King inspired so many people!"
by Eleanor Benedict May 12, 2023
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Josue Jean Paul

1.Normal; Modern Day sex symbol
2. Honest man
Woman: wow your friend is really hot!
Man: And honest.

Both: What Josue Jean Paul!

* Both wets thier pants*
by NotJeanPaul December 20, 2017
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Jean Syndrome

A psychological disorder found typically in young adults, whereby the sufferer is of a dilutional opinion that he or she works harder than any other human.
This syndrome usually manifests itself when the affected individual is employed for the first time in their life.
Dilutions may be controlled by rigorous reinforcements of reality by the sufferers' friends or family.
Craig was diagnosed with Jean Syndrome after starting his job as an internal auditor at his new firm.
by Draco Jihad Malfoy November 10, 2017
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