jason bourne 

a hardman, but not as hard as james bond

jason bourne is a hardman but bond is harder

jason bourne by Evan4401 October 5, 2010

Jason Genova 

Basically a retard trying to be a bodybuilder.

A: Hey, did you see the new Jason Genova gym video?
B: I can't believe you actually watch that crap.

Jason Genova by 82,5% February 20, 2018

Jason An 

OVERLY dramatic girl who likes Asians.

Scandalous and watches GAY PORN.

Became straight after being disgusted of.. GAY PORN !

Who actually enjoys 2girls1cup.

Pees in a cup. ANd probably but HOPEFULLY not drink it

his screen name is mY sN has HIV

Ew, it's JASON !

OH MY GOSH, I SEE JASON. -fangirlscream-

Damni: Let's eat Jason An.

Jason An by damni June 20, 2009

Jason Branham

A dude that gets laid all the time despite his short stature.

Man Richard is a Jason Branham, he can't kiss the chick he just did without a stepladder but he keeps getting laid!

Jason Branham by Fubar AKA Bionic December 18, 2010

Jason Judd 

His real name...Jason Judd. He's s a 21st century writer, under the impression that the Inquisition officially ended in 1834. Since 2005 he's written primarily in protest of Patriot Act 2 with unique viewpoints on science, religion, war, and censorship. He has adopted some fundamentals in the school of psychology while hiding behind his theories on physics in his fiction -- he seems to be afraid of presenting anything real to the critical world.

Jason Judd wrote the books The Revolution Begins, rehab, and XOXOXO: Dirtbag in protest of Patriot Act 2.

Jason Judd by XOXOXO_Dirtbag October 1, 2011

jason hook 

One who is obsessed with his own penis, he is always touching it, or trying to show it to people. Cannot get through a day without spanking the monkey. Has poor hygiene, often smells like jizz . So ladies, if you detect that subtle hint of ammonia run for the hills. Should you show any interest, you will be bombarded with explicit texts mms and emails, these communications will only increase if you tell him you are no longer interested.

Jason Hook is a sub class of sex pest

"OMG, I was on person.com last night looking for a hottie, I found a dude who would not stop soliciting me, even when I told him I'm not interested"

"Dude, you have found a Jason Hook, run for the hills"

jason hook by midnight cowgirl September 20, 2013

Jason Cunningham 

Dirty Jew who looks for any penny he can find.

Jason Cunningham found a penny. So he dove into the water to get it.

Jason Cunningham by Lololpolicesuckdonuts May 6, 2014