High Jacked

What happens when you open your fridge, realize that there is food missing, and your most likely suspect is someone who is high.

How do you know you've been high jacked?

How?

Your place has been broken in to, and only the string cheese is missing.

by Pearljammers December 6, 2009

Jimmy jacked

An explosion of energy by one usually acquired through sex, football, or other fun-like activities.

I'm excited, no I'm more than excited. I'm jimmy jacked.

by Mitchell-Francis June 6, 2010

Jacked to the Tits

Implies that something is "all fucked up", "all jacked up" or otherwise "FUBARed".

Person 1: Why are you beating the shit out of the computer?

Person 2: Facebook is all jacked to the tits today and not working right.

Person 1: What?

Person 2: Nevermind, I'll just put it urban dictionary so that it can actually be considered a word or phrase.

by Mountain Dew Boy Pepitated April 25, 2010

jacked

when you're girlfriend doesn't put out ever. Even if you may deserve it.

"So did you get laid this weekend brah?"
"No man, I got Jacked again"

by the quad FTW January 31, 2009

Jacktate

to ejaculate from masturbation, jack-off-lactation

"I just jacktated all over the computer screen"

by fivetoedsloth September 27, 2009

Sight Jacker

Noun, program used to detect aimbotters in halo pc. SJing someone was a common term of the bot infestation that happened durring patches 1.06 and 1.07. n00bs would often insist that they had sight jacked a player. the alleged aimbotter would then be kicked/ banned by server admin, typically the player was innocent.

sight jacker halo pc:

n00b: xXyuNtOcHabLE is botting I SJd him ban his ass!
xXyuNtOcHabLE : yeah right that kids just a n00b and im pwning him!
xXyuNtOcHabLE quit
Admin: botter has been kicked
n00b:hahaha lmfao i was jk im the real botter
n00b quit

by architype X November 29, 2011

Serial Jacker

Someone’s who masterbautes 5 times or more per day. They are often bored and have nothing else to do and have a really large sex drive.

1: Have you heard about John?
2: What?
1: He’s a serial jacker and hasn’t left the house in days. I wanna go visit him to see how he is.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018