National Jewish Bread Day

celebrated on July 1st, national jewish bread day is a very special tradition to the people of Alpha Cat, however, can be celebrated by anyone.

You know what day it is
Its National Jewish Bread Day!

by KaleemCat September 5, 2020

Step Jewish

When your parents are not Jewish but then they get divorced and one of your parents marries a Jewish man or woman you are now considered step Jewish!!! (Kind of like step siblings)

“Blair I divorced your father a while ago and now I’m married to a Jewish man that you’re not blood related to so now you’re step Jewish!”

by anonymous February 19, 2021

small jewish child

is small and jewish
they are jewish and are in existence to make fun of

person A "small jewish child"
Person B -dies of funny-

by THe one man called jo jo simp March 9, 2021

ela jews

"ela jews" - (from bulgarian: "come jews")
When someone is kindly asking another member of "run the jewels" discord server to join vc.

*Niki Nehev si hodi po ulicata*
Misho Lazarov - ela jews, pleshev

by maslinakroasan August 25, 2022

Levy Jews

Levy Jews.

Dutch people are levy Jews. goddamit

by ancaptrev September 24, 2022

Hot Jewish

When a man recites the Torah while giving a female a facial.

Joseph gave Sarah a Hot Jewish during Passover.

by Man dude guy May 3, 2023

Beetle Jews

Crazy fans of the Beetlejews movies.
Not only do they watch the movies, but they also stream them so they can be more popular.

Beetlejews is watched and streamed by the Beetle Jews.

by gregben November 20, 2023