Calling In Irish

What you do the day after St. Paddy's Day when you didn't have the foresight to take the day off in advance.

Ugh last night was killer huh. You Calling In Irish??

by Half Irish December 1, 2010

Irish Aerobics

Euphemism for what happens when you drink too much Guinness, Tullamore Dew, or other Irish whiskey.

"I had too many bloody pints last night and I was up in the loo doing Irish Aerobics all fucking night, oy!"

by kitschicat March 4, 2009

irish ass

A derogatory term to describe a woman by relating them to an Irish women, who are known to not have the biggest asses.

"Dude, look at the tits on her."
"Nah, man. She's got an Irish ass."

by DudeILoveAss December 4, 2015

Irish Republican Army

Oops! Were you looking for: Marxist idiots?

Friend: The IRA Irish Republican Army are Marxist idiots.
Me: Yeah, I know.

by dudeinwales October 23, 2006

Irish blizzard

Noun:
A classic snow storm where 8-10 inches are predicted. When it is all said and done you only receive 3 inches. Children's dreams of a day off from school are crushed.

2. I big bulky man whom you would think that all parts would match, respectively. Unfortunetly when the lady friend gets intimate enough she is profoundly disappointed, only getting the 2 or 3 inches of the 8 she expected.

M: Storms a cummin...think its an irish blizzard.

Lady Friend: Boring.

by jaydizzle21 August 2, 2012

irish rainbow kiss

performing oral on your female partner while she is having "that time of the month", then proceeding to make out with her.

some may find the irish rainbow kiss disguisting, but I find it has a rather tangy taste to it.

by everett Graves June 20, 2006

Irish Kiss

Genetic abnormality of blue eyes. It's a large good or brown fleck in one of both eyes.

Her eyes were Irish Kissed.

by Winter_of_thy_discontent April 20, 2015