Irish Welcome

A penis in the butt.

You deserve the ol’ Irish Welcome.

by ProfessionalBoweller January 20, 2018

irish cock plower

The irish cock plower is when a woman chops off a mans penis and gets it surgically attached to her head and proceeds to ass fuck the male so hard that he starts shitting all over the female's face as he screams so loud that he bursts the female's eardrums causing blood to gush out of her head and leak into the male's asshole leaving the female to suck all the shit and blood out of the males asshole.

Me and Jessica are planning in doing a little bit af an irish cock plower this weekend.

by Blamethelag098 November 30, 2019

Irish Peter

Slang term for erectile dysfunction

Man, I was going to tear it up but I got a case of the Irish peter. You know, when you go to stick it in, it goes to Dublin.

by 4th-axis April 30, 2009

Irish Bitch

The act of shoving potatoes up someones ass as a sexual act of pleasure.

Dude #1- Damn your girl is smokin' hot!
Dude #2- I know but she is one kinky babe in bed, my ass still hurts like hell from that Irish bitch she gave me last night.

by Maddog Keepsbarkin' January 10, 2012

irish sober

Being intoxicated but only to a point where you still have basic co-ordination (much like the average Irish man, hence the term)

'steve you cant drive, your drunk'
'im not drunk, I'm Irish sober'

by delahunty1000 May 19, 2015

Irish Boxer

N. The art of repetitively thrusting, with force, ones fists into a female's anal and vaginal orifices utilizing alternating fists.

Big T regularly uses the Irish Boxer as a technique to thoroughly satisfy the ladies.

by Dirty Dennis The man the myth the legend July 12, 2006

Irish Shuttle Bus

Paddy wagon

Seamus took the Irish Shuttle Bus home from the pub. We'll bail him out in the morning.

by Middagh March 28, 2015