Intellectuology

A recently founded religion that aids ordinary people to become full-fledged intellectuals without stealing their money.

Based in nearly every single capital city in the world, it is the world's most rapidly growing religion, with over 5,500,000 members already and counting!

The religion promotes the spirit of the intellectual through the novel Intellectualics by R. Hon Lubbard. It glorifies the spiritual intellectuality that everybody possesses, even if one's IQ is below average.

Anybody can join! Go sign up today!

Gabriel: Why hello Fred, I've just quit Scientology because I realize I have wasted precious years of my life and am now broke. I have now joined Intellectuology in the hopes of becoming a respected intellectual. I recommend you do the same, and also, read the book called Intellectualics by R. Hon Lubbard. The best part about it is that it's not a scam!...I promise.

Fred: That sounds like a great idea! I'm going to sign up right now!

Gabriel: Good...good.

by sdk94 May 20, 2011

Intellegize

The act of passing and instilling knowledge to a uneducated recipient. The act is continued until the uneducated becomes educated or intellegized.

The purpose of this event is to intellegize young men on the importance of safe sex.

by The Lecturer July 21, 2011

Intell-Sexual

A hot nerdy girl/guy. This usually refers to closet-nerds and/or overly proud of their nerdiness nerds.

Intell-Sexuals are generally more popular and good looking then regular nerds, or they have an amazing history in bed.

Pearl: Oh my god, Texas is such an Intell-Sexual!
Iris: I know, I heard Taffy and him broke up... I'm gonna get a piece of that!
Taffy: Oh no you didn't!
Iris {enters from out of nowhere}: Oh yes I did!
Texas {from the corner}: Ladies, ladies, quiet down. Everyone can have a little piece of Tex, plus, I'm studying.

by iamadottedline August 20, 2012

intelligente

A stylised way of writing intelligent, or just a typo!

That girl is intelligente

by imadirectioner May 7, 2013

intellecheesy

Trying to be intellectual while being cheesy at the same time.

That film was intellecheesy

by Zaxarous November 20, 2013

intellectualar

More intellectual than a traditional intellectual

Kam is an intellectual, because she reads book.

Kam is intellectualar because she reads archie comics.

by snazzed March 12, 2014

intellorance

The act of trying to make intelligent conversation, but an overabundance of ignorance impedes it.

Sally chimed in on the conversation and her INTELLORANCE shined through.

by Sarcastically Yours May 19, 2014