Human Fruit Ninja

The act of playing fruit ninja (slicey slicey) on yourself or someone else (I guess)

I play human fruit Ninja all the time

by WhereIsWillToLive April 20, 2022

Hemarshee

A girl who is very loyal and honest. She is very pretty and has sexy figure. She is caring for her loved ones. She is very desire. A bold perfect lady. She borned from a golden cave. Very naughty and precious one. She gets a lot of attention though she doesn't want it. Everyone likes her and want her to be part to thai life and more. She is as beautyfull as goddess. Basically a dream girl. She is both childish and matured. Her partner will be the luckiest one among all. Atnthe end she is the best.

What type of girl you want to be?
I want to be Hemarshee

by Scoobydooby1234 May 4, 2022

Human Bottle Rocket

Human Bottle Rocket

Step #1:
Person 1 places funnel in Person 2's mouth.

Step #2:
Person 1 then pours a gallon (1.75 L) of water down the funnel slowly.

Step #3
Person 2 lays down on the ground.

Step #4
Person 1 fits a falice speculum into the urethra of Person 2

Step #5
Person 1 pours melted wax into the gaping and waiting urethra of Person 2

Step #6
Person 1, then puts a wick into the melted wax making a candle.

Step #7
Person 1 lights the wick and waits for Person 2's urine to build pressure sufficient to forcefully eject the candle from his own urethra.

Step #8
Enjoy the light show

My ex lured me into trying a Human Bottle Rocket. Never again

by Jamscone May 14, 2022

HUMAN IS PÄIN

a cycle describing our main emotion we feel as humans.

“Bro, if you think about it human is päin.”

by drecondones May 18, 2022

Human Boredom Syndrome

When a human is so bored of doing something productive it is called 'Human Boredom Syndrome' (AKA HBS). People usually get so bored that they do something satisfying.

Human Boredom Syndrome (AKA HBS) is when a human is so bored they Spam "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" for the fun of it or move something back and forth/side to side for entertainment.

by Xyann May 19, 2022

Human flamethrower

You fill a man's asshole with a tank of propane until the stomach expands. You then prepare a lighter at the asshole and push on the man's stomach causing a massive explosive stream of shit and fire.

Timmy thought it was a good idea to melt the ice on a lake with a human flamethrower.

by LuciferKing666 May 21, 2022

human pup

Someone who enjoys the kink of pet play; taking on the headspace of a puppy.

This is my boyfriend Miles he’s a human pup and goes by Apollo in headspace.

by Theatre-tech1 June 27, 2022