hopeortzman

A mythological creature. Sorta of like a troll, unicorns, etc.

This mythical creature feeds off of others misfortunes. Just like it's mother, mariaortzman, this creature is often two faced. It will be nice to you in person, but behind your back will make you miserable. or atleast attempt. But really its not all that hard to scare away, just punch it in the face a few times. This is how it lives. Off of greed, depression, and putting down others. don't give it pitty, instead feed it back it's karma!!

This creature lacks interpreting others feelings, will often hurt you emotionally. It is to afraid to cause any physical harm because of its weak stature, like stated above. The hopeortzman is very ugly and dirty looking, once again like its mother. Having a slutty nature, pretending to be something its not, and just plain dumb. It's almost a tradgity how unfortenate this creature is. How on earth it was created, we've come to the conclusion that it was a mistake.

"why am i feeling so guilty all of a sudden. ew what's that smell. omg whats that over there? is that a mariaortzman? OMG!! NOOO!! ITS WORSE A HOPEORTZMAN!!!!!"

by the_amazing_someone November 2, 2011

Hopes

Caring a kind person whom cheers you up instantly.

Aww. Isn't he just a Hopes?

by Sarah February 15, 2005

Young and the hopeless

Cd by Good Charlotte that rocks

Lifestyles of the rich and famous

by Cara June 29, 2004

Hip Hopera

A genre made up by MTV when they made their own version of the classic opera "Carmen" starring Beyonce.

"I rented 'Carmen,' wanna come over and watch?"
"The real one or that hip hopera with Beyonce in it?"

by Jenzalez October 21, 2007

hopeless romantic

A person that places his or her search for love as the number one priority. They place it above family, friends, career, health and home because they crave the love of another so desperately. The problem this creates is that they are not attractive because they ignore the other aspects of their lives and this decreases their chances of every finding love. Thus, the hopelessness. Typically, they will only encounter other desperate lovers or people that want to exploit their desperateness. The cure for the hopeless romantic is to put the priority on other aspects of their life and experience joy and happiness with work, home, friends and family. When a person focuses their love on those things, love will follow them everywhere and a partner to share those things with will come.

Signs you might be a hopeless romantic:
Poor performance at work.
Less time spent with friends and family.
Letting the home become a place to hide and not a launching pad for life.
Abusing your body with food, drugs, or alcohol in an attempt to replace the high felt from love.

by nickmg1975 October 1, 2006

hopesfall

Melodic hardcore rock band from Charlotte, North Carolina. They have released 3 albums as of 2005: The Satellite Years, No Wings to Speak of, and A-Types.

I saw Hopesfall last night. They put on an awesome show.

by cloudrunner May 2, 2005

hopeship

A friendship between a male and female based only on the hope of getting with the other person. This type of relationship may include a series of break-ups and hook-ups. Usually only one of the friends is single. The hope must be mutal between both parties and neither friend acts on their feelings in a productive way. It is virtually the oppisite of friends with benefits and the comment "we're just friends" must be made by both parties almost daily.

Uh! I wish they would do something about their on-going hopeship, it is really getting pathetic.

by amyK October 10, 2005