You don't have to come and confess

an expression used to tell someone that
A) "you dont have to tell me"
B) "even though you wont admit it, youre full of shit"

originates with Antoine Dodson's line "You don't have to come and confess, (we lookin' for you, we gon' find you.)"

Example A) Reporter: Would you say what you did was heroic?

Antoine: Hell yeah it was heroic home boy!

Reporter: Amen, you dont have to come and confess on that one brother.

Example B) Intruder: Whoa dude, no way did i just come in that window in order to rape your sister!

Heroic Brother: You don't have to come and confess, home boy!

by heroic lines for the heroic October 19, 2010

have a karyn

To freak out. To explode with emotion. Action that coined when local Orlando celebrity had a public display of frustration.

I think that bitch is about to have a karyn.

by Gino12345 December 20, 2013

have a nut

Go for it,
Help yourself.

When a friend says..." I need a cigarette break" you respond with "have a nut "

by SheilaMull February 16, 2017

I Have Bieber Fever

Bieber Fever is a disease caught mostly by TWEENAGE girls, caused by overdosage of Justin Bieber music, merchandise and videos. You know you "have Bieber Fever" when you have more then one Bieber poster, you have at least one album, know the words to "Baby" off by heart or went to see his movie "Never Say Never" in the theater.

Girl 1: Oh my god, isn't Justin Bieber so hot?!?!
Girl 2: Oh my god, I know!! I have Bieber Fever!!

by I.HAVE.BIEBER.FEVER April 26, 2011

you could have gone all day without saying that

The grammatically correct way of saying "You could have went all day without saying that". Used when something unpleasant and/or offensive was said.

Sarah: "My dog had this weird growth on its leg..."

John: "You know Sarah, you could have gone all day without saying that. Seriously"

by dH.core June 27, 2008

The Army You Have

The army you go to war with, not the Army you might want or wish to have. Justification for not adequately supplying your troops.

"You go to war with the Army you have, not the Army you might want or wish to have."
-Donald Rumsfeld Dec. 8 2004

by Tom Anderson December 9, 2004

Halena

A Halena is a vary sexy woman but is also know as a Hallie by partners, family, and friends. She has a smoking hot body, including- A face so cute that every one melts over it, chest so big they look fake (but are of course real), a butt so big you can't help but to stare, and she is super skinny, even after having kids. She's nice, charming, cute, loud, loving, and a little out there. A Halena is a great friend.

Guy1- "Dude, did you see Halena the other day, at the pool?"
Guy2- "Yes, and she was rocking that two piece."
Guy1- "Totally."

by kickabrick August 7, 2011