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Fuck a hat

Bob: Judy is such a bitch
Tina: She can fuck a hat!
by Taschh October 18, 2015
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Give me that hat

A dude stretches out his scrotum to look like a newsboy cap and his partner or partners chase him around the bed attempting oral sex and/or a headbutt to the junk.

A sex act made famous by an episode of The New Girl.

Related to but not the same as The Goat from Waiting.

A variation called Let Me Give You the Hat involves chasing his partner/partners while stretching his scrotum and attempting oral sex or a headbutt.
We tried give me that hat last night but I ended up in theER.
by frog toaster November 15, 2011
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Party Hat

A fat girl who dresses like a slut and thinks she's hot shit
Fuck it is slim pickings tonight, I might go for that Party Hat
by Best Bro February 12, 2010
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Party hat

Hat made of newspaper or plain paper via the following steps:

1. Fold the paper in half
2. Fold down each side to make triangles
3. Fold the bottom flap up
4. Flip the hat over and fold the other bottom flap up
5. Secure the hat with scotch tape

The hat should look like Calvin's Supreme Dictator-For-Life hat.

The party hat is made prior to a party and inscribed with an initial statement such as "The Drunken Sailor Hat (Write Quotes, Rummie)." The hat is then ushered into a party, where it is requested and written upon whenever someone says a hilarious drunken quote that deserves merit. The hat is then laughed over the next day.
"I think the best quote on the hat is 'Bigfoot is not a dinosaur.'"
by Zeke November 21, 2004
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tin foil hat

alien technology that make people crazy. once removed from head will have a million uses. it often seen on a head of a man/woman who appears insane. again it has a million uses such as heating a potato getting a tan and if turned inside out can cool you down on a hot day
"hey my potato's cold"

"here use my tin foil hat it should heat it up in no time"
"thanks"
by chris cooper alabama April 23, 2010
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Pillow Hat

A pillow made into a hat. Actual design will vary according to region.
"Sara already claimed the pink one, but which one will Ryan pick? I only got gay Pillow Hats left"
by Jeff Buttnuts April 25, 2006
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pube hat

A hat made out of pubes. Made by shaving off a person's pubes and using the hairs to make a hat. In order to make a pube hat one's own, it must be knit by the person intending to wear it and made of someone else's pubes.
Damn Ryan! Is that made from Justin's pubes?! That's one hot pube hat!
by Theawesomehatmaker November 20, 2007
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