Fap Glove

1. I rag used to jerk it, to keep the male's hands clean.

Dude, we were at this cabin and there were Fap Gloves plastered all over the wall!

by Titty Sprinkles July 30, 2012

Power Glove

When your buddy gives you a handjob while you watch porn with your hands behind your head, kicked back. His job is to pretend your dick is his, and he has to show you his technique for milking his knuckle babies on your penis.

We'd play Nintendo for a little while, then our boners would need attention and it wasn't long before Dave was entranced putting his Power Glove technique onto my big polish pecker. I sprayed the ceiling.

by Str8Bros July 2, 2014

mara glover

Mara Glover is a very funny person. She is crazy around her friends but calms down and is not fully herself around adults. She has a dirty mind too. Mara Glover does not pay very much attention in class also. When you first meet Mara Glover she is calm and not very crazy but when you get to know her better she gets really crazy! Mara Glover is not afraid to stand up for people or herself and usually has a sarcastic tone. Mara Glover is the best person you will ever meet!!!

Mara Glover funny is a person who makes you laugh

by hi buddys June 3, 2017

Australian government

A government that not that has gone downhill very steadily since tony abbot became primeminister and ate that onion.

Oh bloody hell! 4 primeminister in the last 4 years. Must be the Australian government !

by What is a blue sky October 31, 2017

Fuck Government

Not to be confused with "Fuck THE government", FUCK GOVERNMENT is a two-word phrase used by individuals fed up with the very idea of government and legitimized authority of all types and classifications, and not just one specific ruling body.

Tom: "Hey man, what's the word on the street?"
Greg: "Didn't you hear? The government banned marbles because kids kept swallowing them and suffocating."
Tom: "Man, but I LOVE marbles! FUCK GOVERNMENT!"
Greg: "But Tom, why not just move to a country whose government hasn't banned marbles?"
Tom: "Greg you ignorant slut... I despise any collective ruling body which has the authority to dictate the lives of its

people. That means any and every government. Therefore FUCK GOVERNMENT!
Greg: "Tom, your method of reasoning may be impractical, but I respect your ability to form an opinion

and stick by it."

by Lavadog84 May 13, 2018

Donald Glover

A living god. The most talented person on the planet. He is an actor, writer, rapper, songwriter, Comedian, Producer, Director and so much more. He was in the NBC show "Community" as Troy, and he was the creator of the song "This is America". He is truly amazing and doesn't get nearly the amount of credit he deserves

Mark: you know Donald Glover?
David: YES! He is the most talented to ever exist!

by Person12350 December 6, 2020

Alabama Glove Puppet

Putting your arm inside of the anus of your female relative, making a claw with your hand, and squeezing her belly button to open and close it to imitate a mouth.

"Hell yeah brother, I done fucked my sister, who happens to be my mother, with the 'ol Alabama Glove Puppet!"

by battmerns March 10, 2021