Golden Corral

A Golden Corral is when you’re sexually aroused when a horse pees on you.

Example 1: I’m going over to Goldie and Carl’s ranch for a Golden Corral.

by weallcannibal April 15, 2020

Golden Sauna

When taking a piss in a porta-a-john on a cold night and the steam from it rises up and hits you.

"Hey, smell me"

"Why?"

"I just took a golden sauna"

by Proto314 September 26, 2017

Golden Corgi

The beautiful phenomenon of only having to use a single wipe after pinching off a turd.

- How was your dump, bro?

- Cracking thanks bud, it was a golden corgi.
- Sweeeeet

by AJF Calvetron February 7, 2010

Golden octopus

When 8 guys stand around a chick and slap there tentacle ( penis) on her face while urinating. Then inks ( ejaculate) in her eyes.

Jenny from the block and the boys had some golden octopus fun last week.

by Reno9119 August 29, 2017

Golden Buzzer

Howie Mandel’s most favourite thing to touch when a child goes on stage.

Wow I think I just saw Howie Mandela stroke his golden buzzer!

by Gaybitchjuicedrinker9000 September 11, 2022

golden pond

When a urinal gets clogged and won't flush and fills up with urin

Walked into the bathroom to take a piss and there was a golden pond happening so I used the sink

by milpoolSK March 18, 2017

golden glowjob

A combination of a golden shower and a blowjob.

Guy one: Gave my girlfriend a wicked golden glowjob
Guy two: Isn't that from Skyrim?

by memetery1 November 26, 2016