below goat

A comment or behaviour that indicates the person responsible would get a brain size rating below goat in the Facebook/iPhone app, Who Has The Biggest Brain?

You totally sounded below goat when you were arguing with that chick about climate change before.

George Bush was definitely below goat.

by abovegoat December 13, 2009

horny goat

Horny goat is when a female or male try to hook up with to many people at once

Jeff-did you hear about Sara

Megan-no what happend

Jeff-she's such a horny goat

by Mad dog Maddix December 21, 2016

Mountain goats

A group of gay mountain bikers. Often seen frolicking gayfully during their excursions.

Indigenous to San Francisco, recently spotted on Sugarloaf Mountain.

The Mountain Goats are active today on Sugarloaf Mountain.

by Mountain Goatwiz June 10, 2019

feltch a goat

An insult meaning "go have sex with a goat, then extract your seminal fluids with a straw. "

Brad says to Chad: "I fucked your mom last night!"

Chad says: "Go feltch a goat!"

Redneck kerfuffle ensues.

by Wordupyo! February 9, 2015

Timppy Goat

The best rainbow six sieger maybe ever. GOAT meaning greatest of all time. one nutty homie

omg timppy goat

by timppygoat July 3, 2019

Goat Crawl

to crawl on your knees and one arm because the other arm is holding something, like maybe a gun.

I goat crawled my way up to a hill to get a good view of some pigs down below.

by Hunter3001 August 25, 2008

Goat scabs

Scabs on the genitals or face caused by any variety of STDs.

Also scabs from smoking Meth or Crack Respectively.

Man, I got goat scabs from Lindsay Lohan last night.

by Narumatt January 6, 2011