below goat

A comment or behaviour that indicates the person responsible would get a brain size rating below goat in the Facebook/iPhone app, Who Has The Biggest Brain?

You totally sounded below goat when you were arguing with that chick about climate change before.

George Bush was definitely below goat.

by abovegoat December 14, 2009

goat penis

A penis that is short.
MY pen-is in a goat
"Damn he has a goat penis.

"Damn he has a goat penis.

by goat penis December 28, 2016

woke GOAT

(person/personality) - Person that claims and is revered as the "Greatest of all Time" by a group of pathetic apologists or person otherwise not able to form a proper opinion.

Man, Simon Biles is a quitter, nothing more than a "woke GOAT!"

by $lapaho August 02, 2021

Timppy Goat

The best rainbow six sieger maybe ever. GOAT meaning greatest of all time. one nutty homie

omg timppy goat

by timppygoat July 04, 2019

emo goat

A group of kids that yell emo goat in middle of class

Kid 1 "EMO GOAT"
Kid 2 "EMO GOAT"
kid 3 "EMO GOAT"
Kid 4 "EMO GOAT"
Teacher "please be quite"

by #softhair December 17, 2017

goat finger

A term used for when a Muslim sticks his or her finger in a goats anus and their finger smells like goat anus for days.

Damn dude Mohammed has serious goat finger.

by Pimpin 8nt ez July 07, 2017

goat island

the desolate and forgotten area between the testicles and the anus

After three days of hiking through the jungle, that motherfucker had a ripe-ass goat island.

by denge January 16, 2009