An adversary so feeble, hapless, and inept that his treacherous or duplicitous actions actually end up insulating his intended target from any and all harm originally intended to be inflicted upon him.
"My fat bastard of a supervisor and her idiot flunkies made my life so miserable that I resigned my post and took a position elsewhere. Thirteen weeks later, my former place of work became embroiled in an international scandal that resulted in criminal charges being filed against the corrupt, messianic boss; innocent employees being deported; and the filing of a multi-million dollar lawsuit that threatens the financial solvency of the institution."
"Wow. Staying with that sinking ship could have ended your whole career. The douchebags who badgered you into resigning actually ended up being your guardian assholes."
"Wow. Staying with that sinking ship could have ended your whole career. The douchebags who badgered you into resigning actually ended up being your guardian assholes."
by Can'tstopthesignal July 7, 2014
Get the guardian asshole mug.A little thing with lots of legs that shoots deadly lasers at things, appears in Legend of Zelda, Breath of the Wild. You can also control them.
Link: Oh no! A guardian! Run!
Guardian Stalker: Haha die
Link: *jumps on and drives on top of a volcano*
Guardian Stalker: Haha die
Link: *jumps on and drives on top of a volcano*
by adhesivestiky October 23, 2018
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One who lives to guard the existence of felines with his life. A person who is very good with computers, and is usually a 4.0 student. His parents shall be divorced, and make all of his gamer tags relevant to cats. His background on his computer should be a big cat. He spends 99% of his time reading about pussy (cats) and is also known by the name of Anthony.
by Toms disappointed father December 18, 2012
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Get the Garden State Brickface mug.A garden bowls when you get a roach from a joint or blunt and stick it in with your bowl with your weed. It's a lot like a birthday bowl but its when u have both not just the joint/blunt crammed in your bowl.
by Nigga down the block September 6, 2012
Get the Garden Bowl mug.The history of the name Gardner dates back to the ancient Anglo-Saxon culture of Britain. It is derived from a member of the family who worked as a gardener. This means Gardners are extremely physically tough and normally have an affinity with nature, leading to a deep and contemplative aura, however the history of tough physical labour gives way to a boisterous and extremely animated physical presence. As far as intelligence goes Gardners often have not a lot to offer, as they are naturally an agricultural species. They do however have a grim concentration and strict time management skills, the ability to get the job done.
“Dude I saw this guy in the gym today benching 160, what a Gardner!”
“I watched Gardner complete his whole assignment in 2 nights, classic Gardner move!”
“I watched Gardner complete his whole assignment in 2 nights, classic Gardner move!”
by Dumfukjuice May 12, 2019
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Garden person? That’s literally disgusting.
Lizzie, you are being such a garden person right now.
Garden person? That’s literally disgusting.
Lizzie, you are being such a garden person right now.
by Yehawbarbie August 9, 2019
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