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fingering the grandma

doing or keeping e.one story I herd about this unusual term is that some old folk acidentaly mistook there grand childs drug stash as medication. invibed and became more um comfortable with sexual activity than they had been in years. in other words an example of the power of the drug.
by anita bigdick May 24, 2004
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grandma boss

A female coworker who thinks she's the boss but she's not. She dresses like your grandma.
Dude, that chick's on the war path. And what's with her clothes?

Oh, that's just Grandma Boss.
by ManRanger October 11, 2007
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Grandma Key

by pentozali July 17, 2010
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grandmas titts

they are very BIG
guy1: DUDE YOU GOT GRANDMAS TITTS
guy2: u wana touch them
by SimplexUrchin8 June 1, 2011
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Grandma burn

A "burn" in the '70s was about the same as a "diss" today, except that today, we don't point them out. To shout, "Burn!" at someone would mean that either you or someone else got that person good, either by fooling them, humiliating them, or making them the butt of a joke. This was exemplified on That 70s Show, when Eric's grandmother dropped a passve-aggressive bomb on Eric's friend, causing Eric to say, "That, my friend, is the seldom-heard, but much-feared 'Grandma burn'."
I went into grandma's closet to find something, and I saw the holiday outfit I got her that she said she loved was shoved in a box by the ceiling, and never worn.

Friend: ooh! Grandma burn!!
by Askanoldhippie September 15, 2013
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grandma syndrome

When you are watching an old movie or tv show and you think an actress is good looking then you realize she could be your grandma. All your thoughts go out the window.
I was watching an old tv show from the 70's and the lead actress was Hot! Then I remembered she was the age of my grandma. Grandma syndrome is such a let down...
by laalbert September 3, 2014
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chicken grandma

its not a meaning, its a lifestyle.
by chicken grandma March 30, 2015
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