Rum Floater

When you got the beer shits real bad, and a big turd floats to the top of the toilet bowl. That's a rum floater.

The bartender at the pool wanted to know if I wanted a "rum floater" in my Pina Colada, but I had the beer shits real bad and already had a rum floater in the shitter just this morning.

by SurlyFurious November 8, 2021

Bloke floater

When you go to a party at a well-known TV personalities house and decide to go for a swim but forget you had been fisted and then you die only to be found a couple of hours later floating face down in a swimming pool

All I said was " Awight ... top, middle ... OR BOTTOM! ' then next minute I've got a bloke floater in my swimming pool!!: raging

Any gear left??

by Le on January 26, 2022

Bigg Flattz

A surveyor from backwoods Mississippi known as "the Sh#@ B"

Bigg Flattz is the sh#$ B all day.

by Gucci3693 January 3, 2022

night-float

Rest or move on or near the surface of a liquid without sinking. Except it’s done at night, just staring at the clouds and stars.

I went on a night-float last night.

by TheNightFloaters April 14, 2022

William Flett

William Flett is the phrase to describe being extremely stupid and having no bitches. It is the phrase to use when you are talking to someone with -3 braincells.

'Oh god that guy gives off William Flett vibes!'
'I know right, he has ZERO bitches.'

by tootsietan June 6, 2022

Go Float A Brick

Nicely telling someone to go fuck off. Doing something other than being in someone else’s personal space.

“Hey buddy, go float a brick!”

“I told that guy/gal to go float a brick because they were pissing me off.”

by ElwoodGoodBoy June 12, 2022

pinky floater

a sexual act that involves a pinky finger being inserted at a high velocity into the anal cavity.

“Holy shit did you see jim hit me with the pinky floater?”
“Oh my god yes it was so sexy!”

by ©j November 7, 2022