Florida Princess

Someone who was born and raised in Florida, is usually upper-middle class, and has warped senses of importance and entitlement derived from a limited worldview. The FP will also typically feel unfulfilled in life and will make it the problem of everyone else around them.

Kelsi's Tinder profile read, "I'm such a beach bum lol. I love my three kids, trucks, God, guns, and Trump. I'm basically a Florida Princess."

by duhimdave July 22, 2019

florence salmongale

a type of fish eaten by the beloved florence nightingale

bro have you eaten florence salmongale yet it’s so good!

by lickylickyonmybicky August 5, 2019

Florf

A Florf is a Florf you can’t describe it it’s just there it’s like air

ya bro it’s all about that florf life

by TTV Ice August 8, 2019

floridian edges

when it gets so hot that your baby hairs stick to your forehead and you can move them to look like edges

bewfert: yo it’s so hot
bartholomew: ikr i’m sweating so much i got them floridian edges

by go bonkers ye August 23, 2019

Florence Colorado

a place where there’s a bunch of old people. And the people that go to school there are hicks and thots :)

did any of you hear about florence Colorado.. people say you should never go there.

by beansovercats October 17, 2019

florida milkshake

When you only poop brown liquid after binge drinking in florida for a week.

Yeah just got back from vacation and can't stop making florida milkshakes.

by nignagriffic January 7, 2020

florala

Florala Alabama small town

I live in florala

by Sweetgirl73184 February 12, 2020