Fake fishing

The act of pretending to fish without a pole or supplies

I was at the river and I didn't want to look dumb so I pretended to reel in a fish, it's called fake fishing.

by Carnitasburito June 18, 2018

Fake Fishing

The act of pretending to fish to not look dumb in front of others. One does not need a fishing pole, bait, etc. to fake fish.

Friend 1:Dude I was at the river alone and I didn't want to look dumb in front of others so I started to fake fish and pretended I was reeling in a fish.

Friend 2 : Isnt that more dumb than being alone ?

Friend 1: no it's called fake fishing

by Carnitasburito June 18, 2018

Intermediate Fasting

When you put fake bugs in your food causing an intermediate stoppage of eating

Blaise used intermediate fasting to scam Jersey Mikes.

by Hehetahtah November 10, 2018

Knob fishing

When a girl asks for dick pics in return for her nudes but, instead does not send her nudes.

Chloe is knob fishing.
She is a knob fisher

by Tman654 December 21, 2018

Rumble Fishing

Butt Sex. Just butt sex.

I’m looking for a strapping young lad who’s into rumble fishing

by The rumble fisher March 2, 2019

Crowbar fishing

It’s when you put a crowbar inside a woman’s pussy after previously ejaculating into the woman’s genetalia, and trying to fish out the dead baby.

Jonathon- I’m sorry I slipped the crowbar in mother!
Mother- next time use a lamp post.

Jonathon- *default dances and mines up a pole with his diamond pick* sorry for crowbar fishing mother!

by Niggaslutlmao69 April 8, 2019

Sport fishing

Catching your cum after jacking off and throwing it away

Sport fishing requires quick reflexes and strong cleaners.

by Professor cum bubbler September 1, 2019