by Givmefweedum October 7, 2021
Get the global snowball fightmug. A fight between violists and violinists, people that play two of the most beautiful-sounding instruments in the string family. Even though both sides are to blame for constantly arguing, the violinists are mostly accused of starting the fight by creating and posting jokes about viola players.
E. g.
"What's the difference between firewood and a viola? Firewood burns longer."
The main argument that violinists use against viola players, is that viola is an easier instrument to learn. Which is accurate, to some degree, as the instrument is bigger than violin, thus, it is easier to avoid accidentally playing the wrong note. But let's not forget about the fact, that not everyone finds this an advantage.
Violin players often say, that viola players are just violinists who couldn't play the violin, because it was too difficult for them.
E. g.
"What's the difference between firewood and a viola? Firewood burns longer."
The main argument that violinists use against viola players, is that viola is an easier instrument to learn. Which is accurate, to some degree, as the instrument is bigger than violin, thus, it is easier to avoid accidentally playing the wrong note. But let's not forget about the fact, that not everyone finds this an advantage.
Violin players often say, that viola players are just violinists who couldn't play the violin, because it was too difficult for them.
Person 1 "Hey, dude, how do you prevent your violin from getting stolen?"
Person 2 "I don't know. How?"
Person 1 "By keeping it in a viola case!"
Person 2 *laughs* "Viola sucks, am I right?"
Person 3 "That's not true! Both violin and viola have a beautiful sound!"
Person 1 & 2 "Dude, you're ruining the whole point of the viola and violin fight!"
Person 2 "I don't know. How?"
Person 1 "By keeping it in a viola case!"
Person 2 *laughs* "Viola sucks, am I right?"
Person 3 "That's not true! Both violin and viola have a beautiful sound!"
Person 1 & 2 "Dude, you're ruining the whole point of the viola and violin fight!"
by A Cat In An Elevator August 18, 2022
Get the Viola and Violin fightmug. The second generation of Beyblade, before Beyblade Burst and after Explosive Shoot Beyblade. Tops of this generation are made primarily out of metal, with some plastic or rubber parts. It has four seasons, namely Pre-Hybrid Wheel, Hybrid Wheel, 4D, and Zero-G. Most Metal Fight beys have 5 parts.
Metal Fight Beyblade can be watched on YouTube.
Metal Fight Beyblade is fun to play.
Metal Fight battles are so intense!
What's your favorite Metal Fight beyblade?
Metal Fight Beyblade is fun to play.
Metal Fight battles are so intense!
What's your favorite Metal Fight beyblade?
by LetItRip016 October 7, 2020
Get the Metal Fight Beyblademug. A song by Yuno Miles that describes the course of action you should take if your barber cuts your hairline too far back
Steps listed in "Fight your barber":
Step 1: Hope that shit can grow back, cause if it don't your hairline stuck like that
Step 2: fight your barber
Step 3: Move away from the hood cause if you don't they're going to cook your ass
Step 4: Buy Doo Gro (and presumably use it)
If steps 1-4 do not work, proceed to the following:
Step 5: Cut it all off and go bald, in Yuno's words "Gotta rock the baldy like SoLLUMINATI"
if step 5 did not work, proceed:
Step 6: You gotta wear a wig now
Step 1: Hope that shit can grow back, cause if it don't your hairline stuck like that
Step 2: fight your barber
Step 3: Move away from the hood cause if you don't they're going to cook your ass
Step 4: Buy Doo Gro (and presumably use it)
If steps 1-4 do not work, proceed to the following:
Step 5: Cut it all off and go bald, in Yuno's words "Gotta rock the baldy like SoLLUMINATI"
if step 5 did not work, proceed:
Step 6: You gotta wear a wig now
by Kingdoms of Fear Project May 11, 2022
Get the Fight your barbermug. "Damn, I can't believe I did that. I knew I was in the moment, but damn, that was cringey."
"That's post fight clarity for ya."
"That's post fight clarity for ya."
by Surgelumix October 14, 2021
Get the Post fight claritymug. Will Tyler Win The Fight? No. Tyler lost so bad he's in so much pain he wishes he never challenged the undefeatable beast.
by Winner4 February 7, 2021
Get the Will Tyler Win The Fightmug. While many clubs might be difficult to join, not many have such unusual requirements for membership as the “Caterpillar Fight Club.”
It has been described as the club that no one wants to join. And those who become members do so, quite literally, by accident. All you need to do is successfully capture multiple monarch caterpillars, put them on a milkweed stalk and after they have gone to bed, in the middle of the night, one caterpillar will decide to wake up all the others for a thumping, whumping caterpillar fight and engage in a territorial battle violently striking each other over feeding territory.
It has been described as the club that no one wants to join. And those who become members do so, quite literally, by accident. All you need to do is successfully capture multiple monarch caterpillars, put them on a milkweed stalk and after they have gone to bed, in the middle of the night, one caterpillar will decide to wake up all the others for a thumping, whumping caterpillar fight and engage in a territorial battle violently striking each other over feeding territory.
“Did you hear about Shelby and Taylor?”
“Nah, what happened?”
“They got busted hosting a caterpillar fight club”
“WHAAAAT”
“Yeah dude, their fine was like 1,000 milkweeds per caterpillar as restitution”
“Nah, what happened?”
“They got busted hosting a caterpillar fight club”
“WHAAAAT”
“Yeah dude, their fine was like 1,000 milkweeds per caterpillar as restitution”
by TardyB June 19, 2021
Get the Caterpillar Fight Clubmug.