factotumised

When the funk/rock 4 piece band Factotum take a song and butcher it until it is unrecognisable to the untrained ear, apart from the lyrics which mostly stay the same.

Factotum can factotumise any song from Daniel Orlick's 'Attitude' to Aretha Franklin's 'Respect'.

Music fan 1: "Hey, did you hear that version of Respect on the radio?"
Music fan 2: "Which one?"
Music fan 1: "The factotumised one."
Music fan 2: "That was Respect? It sounded nothing like it. Well, apart from the lyrics."

by factotummusic April 16, 2008

Factoided

Fac-toi-ded: Factoided is the verb used to announce someones previous statement or sentence was factually incorrect.
The word derives from Maeve Murphy's Gibberish.

Sam: Ben Franklin was a president
Maeve: Naaaaa... Factoided

by Megladonrider June 1, 2020

Bloat Factory

A fat person who is so fat that they are permanetely stationary, and still produce an abundace of sweat. Hence making them 'factories'.

They have no ability to use there limbs and are the kind of people who never see their toes.

Heh that fat kid is a bloat factory.

See also Bloat Wagon

by RandomHero March 22, 2004

Elongation factor -

GTP-dependent proteins that help bring aa-tRNA to the acceptor site of a ribosome during translation. Elongation factors also help in the translocation process. Energy is supplied by the hydrolysis of GTP to GDP.

Elongation factors assit in RNA synthesis.

by Spark Notes August 17, 2005

jizz factor

Major idiot, someone even Mother Theresa would make fun of .

That dude is a total jizz factor.

by Jon Gantert November 1, 2007

Buzz Factor

When your retarded friend takes an incredibly long period of time to get something.

Bob: "You need to sit on that."
Billy: "That's what she said."
Bob: "I don't get it."
10 seconds later
Bob: "Oh, I get it"
In this example, Bob's Buzz Factor is 10 seconds.

by Blue Iguana April 3, 2008

prick factor

The motivating factor that drives men to do or not do something that they secretly abhor or dread. Failing to perform this duty will make you a prick, and the fallout will be worse than the actual sacrifice.

I was up against the prick factor, so I went ahead and took her to see "Sex and the City" even though it made me want to puke.

by skid mark vz June 28, 2008