Racist Door

The racist door is a figurative/metaphorical door that is opened when somebody makes a racist comment. This either allows for further racist comments or it allows for the retort: "You are a racist" or words to that effect, thereby closing the racist door.

Coined on Mock The Week, by Frankie Boyle, when someone made a racist comment against Scotland (his homeland) and he replied: "Thanks for opening the racist door for me."

"Hello children, shall we see what's behind the racist door today? Oh, it's ching chong chinaman."

<hears racist comment> "Does anybody hear a creaking door?"

- Frankie Boyle

by LemonZeppelin September 12, 2009

Open Door Policy

The act of relieving ones bowls whilst leaving the door open.

My neighbors were quite shocked when they saw my "open door policy" enforced.

by Multiplebabyarms December 19, 2003

Blue door

Blue doors indicate a place where evil lurks. It is most often a secret communication to other evil-doers, informing them it is one of their establishments. Any number of evil rituals happen in these establishments in secret (ie: after hours, hidden rooms, etc)

“Oh look Hillary, that bar has blue doors.”

“Duh, Bill, we’re having pizza with walnut sauce there tonight with Marina and John!”

“Yum! Hopefully hotdogs with maps too!”

by bbnico June 15, 2019

cellar door

the entrance to a subteranian labrinth or area made of wood or metal, may also allow access to a cellar(s)

the young girl would sneak down to the cellar at night and erotically caress the door

by feeeegattt September 5, 2003

Revolving Door

The act of eating food while you are taking a shit.

I was so hungry that I just couldn't wait. I had to get the revolving door going.

by Captain Carismo August 12, 2009

Shut the Front Door

A more family-friendly term for "Shut the f*** up!" Originally coined by an 8th grader to a) seriously annoy the teachers and b) shock delicate ears as they thought ahead of his speech.

Ehhhmahgawwwd, did you hear and Brittany and Lindsay and Mark? Apparently, according to Brenda, they-

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR.

by Veronica Stiletto November 28, 2010

back-door

A guy's back-door is his asshole.

Every night, my cadet roomie, Matt, comes to my back-door and wants me to let him in!

by USAF Cadet March 29, 2021