diaper mommy

A diaper mother not to be confused with a diaper daddy

Mosey on over here diaper mommy

by Thomas Grocki (@Grockstar) November 7, 2017

Diaper Discipline

A form of child abuse used by poorly educated straight people that have sired children without thinking. This type of punishment places a child (often an adolescent) in diapers for some misdeed. In truth, this destroys a child's self-confidence and results in serious mental health issues for the child in adulthood.

Jordan's mom used diaper discipline on him when he was a teenager and that's why he's strung out on heroin today.

by Coptic Kaskuh August 2, 2020

diaper dandy

In the age of quarantine, toward lessening the chance of spreading SARS-CoV-2, top-shelf ensemble brass players that empty their spittle onto absorbent diapers placed at their feet.

"A diaper dandy each of them - after such a lengthy layoff, I bet they're chomping at the bit to perform Brahms &/or Mahler."

by urban-housey March 27, 2021

DNA Diaper

another word condom

John to Jim: "Hey I got this girl who's ready to go. Do you have a DNA diaper I can use?"

by jogglers June 11, 2009

chocolate dipped lollipop

When you're smashing a girl on her period, you pull out, have her shit on the floor, and you dip your cock in it. The girl then eats your dick.

dave- yo, you know that bitch vanessa?
sam- yeah
dave- i gave that ho a chocolate dipped lollipop bro!
sam- you sick fucker!

by Your gf's boyfriend March 15, 2011

dipped cone

(noun). The act of anal sex. Soon after the guys cums, the girl shits all over his dick while its still lodged in her anus. The man proceeds to whip his poopy dick out, and roll it in sprinkles. The girl happily licks his dick clean for an after sex dessert.

My girl asked for a dipped cone tonight, so I went to Whole Foods to buy the sprinkles.

by DutchDaddy52 September 27, 2017

dirty diaper

A dirty diaper is when you put a piece of chocolate inside a marshmallow then roast it over a fire...or don't roast it over the fire. Depends on what kind of...insides...you want your diaper to have.

"I love dirty diapers!! They are like a piece of snaz on steroids!"

"I like my dirty diaper runny!!"

by pananapple February 6, 2010