Danger Zone

The state of being in which you are so drunk that one or more of the following may occur: 1) Trouble speaking/walking 2) Throwing up 3) Being incapable of making simple decisions.
People in the danger zone are beyond being wavey yet are not quite drunk enough to need to go home.

Lewis - 'Can't believe I got with her last night, I was in the danger zone'

Dushane - 'I was in the danger zone, don't remember a thing'

Megan - 'How was your night'
Jack - 'It was good, I was flirting with the danger zone'

by Troy Lazar March 20, 2014

danger dome

form of road head, when a girl gives a guy a blow job while she is driving

I cant believe Caroline gave Brian danger dome while she was driving to her parents. Sure he got of but they could have died.

by not borat December 21, 2009

dancervention

When someone's dancing is so bad that it needs to be excised from the dance floor; the ensuring process is a dancervention. Usually instigated by friends of the dance-challenged individual to save him/her from further embarrassment.

Harry is a great guy, but that running man he just did out there requires a dancervention to get him off the floor!

by The New Musicologist August 8, 2009

Dance Dance Revolution

1. A secret plot by Konami to surreptitiously teach certain rhythm impaired sections of society (i.e. engineering students) the basics of bass lines by luring them with shininess onto the dance pad and then appealing to their video game competitiveness to force them to listen to that little part of their brain which can sense musical patterns.
2. An outlet for people who occasionally feel the urge to do a jig.

Maybe if he played Dance Dance Revolution for, say, twenty years straight, he might learn to keep a beat. Maybe.

by Veritude March 28, 2007

Danger Boner

A byproduct of being in perilous circumstances and also being kinda turned on by said fact.

Dude, I just swam with a tiger shark and, damn, I got a huge danger boner.

by dangerbonerking August 28, 2010

you dance like bacon

A phrase used to describe terrible dancers.

It could refer to either a piece of meat or the police.
This is because we all know that every police officer has two left feet.
And, well, meat can't dance at all.

Person 1: Time for the funky chicken!
Person 2: Don't you dare. You dance like bacon.

by Melody Park May 16, 2006

tap dance typist

tap dance typist (n). One who types so noisily on a PC that you can hear them from across the room (even fifty feet away). The more public the setting, the more annoying the situation. The typing often sounds as if the typing is mimicking a tap dance routine--with the enter/return button getting a big "stomp".

How are we going to get any work done in the library, Jane? That tap dance typist has been putting on a public show for over an hour!

by boggler April 10, 2009