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cum mile 

When a girl has a party and guys take turns jerking into her running shoes until they are at least half full of sticky cum, then she puts her shoes on her bare feet and runs a mile. If the girl doesn't finish her mile run in 5 minutes she has to wear the cum filled shoes for an entire week
Fred: Dude check out Tori's shox

Dan: Wow they're so gross, why is she still wearing those stained shoes?

Fred: Because the track team made her run a cum mile for hazing and she ran too slow.

Dan: Oh yeah, i heard about that. Like the entire team jerked into her shox.
cum mile by Gmail548 April 19, 2010
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cum stain 

A stain left on a surface after sex, usually clothing or bed sheets.
Amanda had a big cum stain after her gangbang.
cum stain by cardinal_fan October 12, 2004

cum guzzling slut 

a horny bitch who likes to feast on a mans jism in large proportions
your new bird is a right cum guzzling slut

cum canvas 

A jack-off magazine full of naked broads that a sexually frustrated male uses to jerk-off onto since he can’t spread his seed, resulting in cum stained canvas and glued pages.
My cockteasing girlfriend left me with blue balls last night, so I pulled out my favorite magazine of cum canvases and jerk-off a huge load all over some broad’s tits.
cum canvas by Mister jack Fister October 25, 2007

Cum Angel 

A girl who has mastered the art of oral sex performed on a male. It is more of a compliment than a derogative term. Looks particularly good with a fresh load of cum on her face.
Man-"Baby youre my Cum Angel"
Woman- "I love you"
Cum Angel by U2rockyoursocks September 15, 2008

cum guzzling sausage junkie 

Woman skank who is beyond a bitch and has moved into vile territory.
Sue: "Did you see what Allison did to me last night? She totally stole my boyfriend from me.

Thomas: "Ah, don't sweat it Susan. She's a cum guzzling sausage junkie