Crunch

A very down bad human who does anything for a woman’s approval

That boy down bad he a crunch

That dude jack a crunch

by Quigleys January 7, 2023

Mini Crunch

A smaller, yet still entirely as serious version of a crunch. Usually the remaining portion of a full sized crunched that did not quite have the resolve to be disposed of during your last crunch time.

Justin: Okay nick, you've used my bathroom. Now get out of my house

Nick: Okay, okay. I get it...wait

Justin: What is it now?!

Nick: Oh shit, I got to get back in that bathroom!

Justin: What? Why?

Nick: Mini Crunch

Justin: Why are you my friend again?

by totallynotchris March 28, 2010

Beef Crunch

The act of flagellating and wafting the smell with the upward and downward movement of performing a "crunch."

So, I ate 4 fiber one bars before performing my ab workout at the gym today. I tell you I had the worst "beef crunches."

by Crisco and Sir-Minks-A-Lot August 17, 2011

Butternut Crunch

When a chick gives a man a blowjob and has a mouth full of cum. She then chews the man's balls.

Sofia smiled as she heard Andrew screaming with pain and pleasure after a hard Butternut Crunch.

by Harry Toba February 3, 2014

hot crunchy curls

Created by Vinters, the “Chicago style snacks”, these chips are deep red, and similar to a hot cheeto puff flavor, but has a regular crunchy Cheeto texture. Mostly bought by African Americans.

Thotttiana: Watchu want from the sto?
Shanaquia:girl, you know I want some damn hot crunchy curls! 💦

by Sorryiwashigh November 28, 2017

Carpet Cruncher

A lesbian that not only eats pussy, but also eats Frito's at the same time

She is a carpet cruncher, a hell of an interesting character.

by Genious817adam May 14, 2019

Crispity Cruncy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubily Delights

A word used for what Bri'ish people call chips.

Bri'ish guy: So you call these things "Chips"? Instead of Crispity Cruncy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubily Delights? Rather bit cringe, innit bruv?

Other guy: What

by Keyboard Fucker September 28, 2021