crutchification

crutchify: to put someone on crutches
crutchified: to be put on crutches
crutchifier: one who crutchifies

Stacey the Crutchifier has crutchified Tiny Shmemz, therefore Stacey has performed an act of crutchification.

by tiny shmemz July 22, 2010

Cruchin

To go very slowly

dude the car in front of us is totally cruchin it

by SJC1234 September 21, 2010

CRUTCHWAH

a person with just the one crutch as they are to proud to use two incase they look like a derk. a lovely kind hearted person who loves chinese food and often likes to greet people with a kiss on the cheek.

should be pronounces like 'crushwaaaaa'

hey crutchwah how you dooooing?

by aboobataxi999 February 27, 2011

crunch-nuggets

When a man uses excel to model an investment, performing simple modifications on formulas to make a return, and produce a golden "nugget".

DR: "Weiner, you are so good at valuing real estate."
JW: "It's what I do. I work it 'til I know it'll crunch-nuggets."

by MintinMoney April 17, 2011

crunch out

To creep out on someone, derived from the infamous sketchy rave character Captain Crunch

Ew, that creep with the one-eyed stare is starting to crunch out on all the young girls, trying to give them all free hugs.

by 12er McLush May 1, 2011

crutchkour

similar to parkour, crutchkour is when your a cripple and have crutches but still do tricks and flips with them and shit.

Travis broke his foot, but have you seen his intense crutchkour skills?

by txelwood May 3, 2011

Crutch Walking

Using crutches without using your feet, thus walking with crutches/ Crutch Walking.

Marvin was attempting the crutch walking marathon.

by JakBCrippled December 30, 2011