Greasing the Cross

Basically a Christian masturbating (inspired by another masturbation phrase called 'Greasing the Monkey').

This is sometimes done to piss off extremist Christians who think that you'll rot in Hell for jacking off.

Regan from The Exorcist was greasing the cross before it was cool.

by CelticEagle February 10, 2019

ducks crossed

If you have your Ducks in a row then you have complete composure and can make sure things run smoothly.
If your ducks are crossed, then you are mixing up details and making mistakes.

To confuse details of one thought with another.

Sorry about that, I had multiple requests up and got my ducks crossed.

by SpikeSan October 5, 2018

Cross section

Your hot girlfriends hot shoulders

Look at that cross section!

by Bimjimdim October 7, 2018

cross-like

When someone "likes" your comment on Facebook, writes a response and you feel obligated to "like" his response in return even if it's shite.

I wrote a great piece on Facebook page and some dullard "liked" it but came back with a moronic platitude. But, my Catholic guilt forced me to cross-like his response.

by latefordinner May 31, 2018

Cross

The constant emotional state of Sir Topham Hatt.

Sir Topham Hatt was cross.

by sweetest16 May 31, 2018

El Paso Border Crossing

A sex act consisting of a rim-job performed through a chain-link fence. This is one part of the {El Paso Roundup}.

The girl ran out of gas on the highway and is willing to give an El Paso Border Crossing in return for some gasoline.

by Choochfactor June 3, 2018

Cross-country skiing

The act of a female positioned between two male companions, a phallus clutched within each extremity, animatedly yanking, one hand up, and inversely the other hand thrusting down, so as to appear to be cross-country skiing.

Last night I walked in on Sarah cross-country skiing Matt and John. They were both smirking at me brashly.

by envenom July 2, 2019