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crack santa

A cracked out Santa, usually from the hood. Easily identified by their dishevelled appearance, crack pipe burns, and meth teeth. May attack when "provoked" i.e. not giving them money.
"Oh shit, there's that damn crack Santa. Don't make eye contact, I don't have any spare change and I REALLY don't need another hobo bite." "Go on honey, give crack Santa a dollar before he loses his shit and attacks."
by Deez Nipps September 13, 2018
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Crack Dick

Off the charts sexwith a man that leaves you chasing your next hit!
Hooked up with Jason lastnight, girl he's got the crack dick.
by Steeling Jamy September 27, 2018
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crack-head

ninety-percent of the people who live in florida. especially fucking jacksonville.
oh yeah. that's a crack-head if i've ever seen one.
by connie ronnie July 8, 2019
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Cracking Effort

Used on its own to define a Task or errand of some sort. When you get someone to wash your car and they wax and polish it as well...Cracking effort!
by IggysDen March 26, 2018
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through the cracks

Falling through the cracks, many Americans took to the streets in massive protest of racial injustice and police brutality. Peeking through the cracks, many Americans watched in fear as the streets were filled with anger and pain they could hardly comprehend.
by Monkey's Dad June 3, 2020
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crack the bat

Beating your fucking tallywacker you know dumbass your fucking penis cuz u need to cum hard as fuck
by Hatchetjuggalo June 8, 2020
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crack gigalo

A man whore who sleeps with crack whores who stays at home all day watching porn and popping Viagra. His crack whore keeps a short leash on his bisexual ass because she doesn't have enough money for round three of an STD.
My crack gigalo wants a threesome. Me, the barnyard hen and him. Maybe the horse.
by Wicked Witch February 28, 2017
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