Colonsation

(C öl -uhn-sätch-iyun)

V.) The act in which one whose head is so far up their ass attempts to carry out a conversation full of "facts" with those who posess common sense and understand these are utter shit.

"Sorry I'm late. Some mid-60's Trump-Strumpet was insistant about carrying on a colonsation with me about water turning frogs gay and weaponized polar bears."

by LoFiNerdyGuy August 30, 2019

colonizers tears

White people’s semen

“I love drinking colonizers tears”

by That1asainguy October 11, 2021

hot colonic

placing a fuel soaked cotton ball in ones own rectum and using a match to ignite the apparatus.

dick cannot start his day without an uncomfortable hot colonic.

by meatsheath December 28, 2009

District Commander/ colonel-DaveMetzger

An extremely impressive high ranking military officer, who although has jacked forearms, is no match for a navy seal in any form of combat.

District commander/ colonel-DaveMetzger

by joeisalwayswrong December 11, 2010

Accidenti a Cristo e tutti i santi in colonna

Italian espression for conveying a really high state of hunger.
Used in sentences in case of pain, delusion or some other gay shit

Dad:Antonio hai studiato tutto?
Son: si certo
Dad: Antonio nun me cojonà, ho vistuto che hai fatto n'antro account de pornhub. E io pago, Accidenti a Cristo e tutti i santi in colonna.

Dad: Antonio have you studied enough?
Son: yes, of course
Dad: Antonio don't make fun of me, I saw that you made a pornhub gold account, please stop, I don't have so much money to spend. That's not nice.

by ProvaProvata May 28, 2018

chlondie

An invention of the town of Monticello, Illinois. An extremely butchered way to say condom. Pronounced CH LAWN DEE. Other pronunciations "CHIGALONDIE"

"Mom am i an accident?"
"lets just say ur father and i broke a chlondie"

by Fupa Johnson August 28, 2007

Cloner

A small bunny boner 🐰

Woah you got a cloner!

by Campbellllll November 14, 2016