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Clock

"I honked his balls and suddenly his clock stood up"
by bigclocker September 1, 2022
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scottish alarm clock

When you wake up before your partner and you give them head till they wake up.
My wife was asleep till I performed the Scottish alarm clock on her.
by Sandolorian December 12, 2021
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alarm clock

A demonic thing that deprives you of what's rightfully yours. A.k.a. sleep
SHUT THAT FUCKING ALARM CLOCK OFF!!
by nigg er face March 18, 2015
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Mauve Clock

A term desperate individuals use when they're looking for happiness through materiel gain.
"Ugh... My house just isn't homie enough. I think I'm going to Mauve Clock it up."

"Wow your house is gorgeous! The only thing it's missing is a Mauve Clock.
by Passive Mockery February 18, 2021
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clock buddy

what a lot of teachers use to pair kids up in class
" Ok class! Get with clock buddy number.... 3!"
by ninjaghost319 December 24, 2015
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Clock block

Similar to cock block. When your boss sends you home for the rest of the week just a few hours short of overtime.
Bill: You working this weekend?
Joe: No, I got clock blocked, 38 hours. I work again on Monday.
by Blue Collared July 1, 2011
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