Park City Alarm Clock

Waking up in a luxury ski chalet to a local attempting to penetrate the wrong hole.

Sara’s one night stand woke her up with a park city alarm clock

by Craig Shebesta April 26, 2025

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<.7.9.7.6.>Microwave Time Clock Based Names Around The Word "'Interruption'" Like Wilfredo Unfortunatly, Ange Jose RObles Knows The Sentence That Induces Interruption<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Microwave Time Clock Based Names Around The Word "'Interruption'" Like Wilfredo Unfortunatly, Ange Jose RObles Knows The Sentence That Induces Interruption<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

Kuntikintae Clock

A unit of measuring time regarding someone who's punctuality gene was switched off at birth,Punctually challenged

There is no rush, (Kuntikintae) said she was on her way so we likely won't see her for 12 to 48+hrs because she operates on the Kuntikintae Clock

by Chef Boy R Deranged June 6, 2025

Glizzy Alarm Clock

A kick in the dick to start your day right.

I kept hitting snooze before my interview, so my girl finally got me up with a Glizzy Alarm Clock.

by Witch Trinity December 13, 2022

if the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock

“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock” is a famous quote written by the realest gia. This should be a mock against the offensive “if her age is on the clock then she’s ready for my cock” sentence which is pedophelic.

“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock”
“Yes daddy”
HAAHAA

by gauda slay August 25, 2023

Writer's Clock

A writer's circadian rhyme and rhythm clock, now as it happens then as it is.

"Sorry for texting so early. I didn't notice the tyhme* til after I sent it. Writer's Clock."

by PartisanZ September 9, 2023

clock

a big dick in small girl that love a bleding bum

clock me daddy

by ziyasssssss September 10, 2023