A lesbian public display of affection, where one female (usually the one in the "male" role) rubs the vaginal area of the other. It is termed "surfing" as the recipient is fully clothed, no penetration is made. Amongst lesbian circles, it's seen as a friendly "hello".
I saw this girl carpet surf this other girl at the club last night at the bar, they weren't shy about it or anything.
If that carpet surf goes any longer we're going to need a mop and bucket.
If that carpet surf goes any longer we're going to need a mop and bucket.
by C Grim January 27, 2014
Get the carpet surf mug.Latin meaning 'seize the ass' refers to an unemployed coward who hides behind anonymity while letting his wife be the man of the house so he can stay at home and bitch online. Generally tries to provoke others for the very things he is guilty of himself with pathetic hypocrisy. His lashing out is a side effect of his own short comings and failures in life. Has anger issues toward everyone else due to his string poor decisions which started at birth. A next level keyboard warrior who inspires other keyboard warriors with equally weak minds.
That carpedonktum is really trying to belittle "welfare queens" online when he is in fact a "wefare king" - I hope his wife stops paying for his internet until he gets a actual job.
by CoulrophobicJuggalo July 11, 2019
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The at of taking a dump on your sexual partners pubic hair. This act is related to the bunker buster.
by Glen Newhall February 8, 2007
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Get the Carpet Bomb mug.Akin to log watching under the glass coffee table, where the missus lays one out and you can watch the delivery without getting a face full of corn. The flying carpet is when she jumps over the coffee table naked, in the style of a Olympic hurdler and you get a snapshot of her hairy tomato barmcake
Peter was giddily chasing naked Marrion around the living room, when she expertly hurdled the living room coffee table, where Shaun was laying in wait, perfectly positioned for a snapshot of her beautiful puffed up fluffy flying carpet.
by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) August 11, 2004
Get the Flying Carpet mug.When one has diarrhea so bad that when they attempt to sit on a toilet, the pressure in the abdominal cavity builds, forcing excrement out of there anus earlier than they wish, leaving a trail of it high above they water level as they are sitting down. In extreme cases, the back of the toilet seat will also be affected.
Hell no... someone had just got done carpet bombing it! It was fucking disgusting; it was even on the back of the toilet seat!
by jacr666 January 3, 2011
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