Latin meaning 'seize the ass' refers to an unemployed coward who hides behind anonymity while letting his wife be the man of the house so he can stay at home and bitch online. Generally tries to provoke others for the very things he is guilty of himself with pathetic hypocrisy. His lashing out is a side effect of his own short comings and failures in life. Has anger issues toward everyone else due to his string poor decisions which started at birth. A next level keyboard warrior who inspires other keyboard warriors with equally weak minds.
That carpedonktum is really trying to belittle "welfare queens" online when he is in fact a "wefare king" - I hope his wife stops paying for his internet until he gets a actual job.
by CoulrophobicJuggalo July 11, 2019