King Crab Legs

The male version of slut strands

Man1: I’ve been trying to grow out my King Crab Legs for awhile now
Man 2: aren’t those just the guy version of slut strands?

by Jeokss January 18, 2023

Crabbed

Crabbed: Derived from the left/right approach /flee motion of crabs; also associated with "crab walk" (an intimidating, agressive approach delivered by felines (cats) where they appear to be larger by puffing their coat out and walk sideways toward their intended target, mostly associated with the term to come at someone sideways.

"Man, I wuz at da club just chillin' an DeAndre an his bitch crabbed up on me startin' some mothafuckin' bullshit I ain't even had nothin' to do wiff".

by BCALZ March 26, 2021

Crabbed

When you are being pinched and grabbed at the same time by an external mechanism or force.

My hair was crabbed by the head rest in this seat!

by Kap21 May 10, 2018

Crab legs

Fat middle aged woman with thick skin

She's crab legs

by banana_phone June 22, 2023

Crab

Can be made up of one or more people who show up at protester in masks to hide their real identity. If illegal action happens, look for the crab. When masks are removed they become just a regular old cry baby democrat

Oh great the crabs are here. Time to go home before they burn shit up.

by Ohdonk September 22, 2017

Russian Crab Trap

The act of slapping your crab infested cock across someone’s face. While at the same time blowing a large load of jizz across their face and hair. The impact dislodging some of the crabs only to be trapped in the jizz.

Sarah: Did you see Katie’s hair?
Megan: Yeah she looks like she got a Russian Crab Trap last night.
Sarah: All the cum explains her split ends

by FuckJakeFromStateFarm February 19, 2020

Crabbing

When you are earning so much money that your pockets overflow.

You making that bank, dude?

Hell yeah I'm crabbing like motherfucker.

by codieodie April 26, 2017