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Cock Noose 

When you have to hide a boner so you flip your dick up under your waist line to suffocate it. Most convenient when wearing loose athletic shorts.

JM&DO
Teacher: Jimmy! Your presentation is next!
Jimmy: Oh I'm fucked! My dick's poppin' out and there's nothing I can possibly do!
Jimmy's conscience: Cock noose it.

Cock Craving Cum Hound 

A woman who hunts for men that are willing to put there huge meat rockets in any bodily oriphus and then spray her down with gallons upon gallons of hot, sticky cum.
Hey Wendy, how was that gang bang last night? You are such a cock craving cum hound!

cock portfolio 

A list of men in whom time has been invested, sexually.
Girl 1: I don't want to go to that bar.

Girl 2: But you haven't slept with the bartender there yet. C'mon, he'd be a wise investment in your cock portfolio--we'll get free drinks!
cock portfolio by HOEL November 9, 2010

Cock Pillows 

Desired lips to press ones cock in
Angelina has some amazing cock pillows. I'd love to mouth fuck that!
Cock Pillows by shell hunter December 11, 2011

cock rock 

Derogatory term for a style of hard rock that was prevalent in the 70s, practiced in its purest form by the band Foreigner. Few bands played cock rock exclusively, but some artists with cock rock tendencies include Bad Company, Peter Frampton, Grand Funk Railroad, the Rolling Stones, Ted Nugent, John Fogerty, Aerosmith, AC/DC, and Bob Seger.

Musically, cock rock overlaps with blues rock, southern rock, hard rock, and arena rock, but what ties it all together as cock rock is an egocentric, tough-guy swagger and lots of ridiculous macho posturing. The lyrics often equate hard-rocking with virility and dangerousness.

The genre's primary audience was (and still is) guys with mullets and Camaros.

Though cock rock still gets plenty of airplay on classic rock radio, there are (mercifully) very few new practitioners of the style.
WKMZ 97.5 - all cock rock, all the time! laser blast sound effects
cock rock by Greenie April 12, 2004

Cock Jerkey Elbow 

Much like tennis elbow, however it occurs while jerking a cock.
My friend Tbag had to go to the Dr. for his Cock Jerkey Elbow the Dr said "only way to cure Cock Jerkey elbow is quit Jerking off for 3 weeks," now his girlfriend has Cock Jerkey Elbow.