Cole

hes short and thinks hes really strong. opposed with himself and thinks hes the best. simppppppp, hes the biggest simp of the west. but he can be a good friend sometimes

cole broke up with his girlfiend last night, he got dumped lmao

by asbqsxs October 2, 2020

Cole

short kid that thinks hes soo strong. my guy thinks hes the most attractive person on earth. hes a dog person and loves to play with them. hes a massive simpppppp, simps for everyone he sees

cole is a huge simp lmao

by asbqsxs October 2, 2020

Cole

The tallest man with short man syndrome. Often stemming from attractive parents, particularly the matriarch. Clearly the product of a sexually unsatisfactory relationship, specifically due to the girth of the patriarch's penis (Cole will dispute this fact, but stand firm in your convictions). Very sweet at heart, and the designated music master among his group of peers.

Cole, your mom's really fucking hot– Too bad your dad's penis can't satisfy her.

Cole, could you reach that for me?

by cole's friends October 2, 2020

cole

cole is stinky

cole is very stinky

by yeet_skeet1234 October 6, 2020

Cole moment

When my homie Cole does something funny and/or stupid.

Jackson: Do you remember last night when Cole got hammered?
Lawrence: Yeah, and then he stood up and started yodeling on a table?
Jackson: Yeah.
Lawrence: That was a real Cole moment.

by Ho Chi Mihn October 11, 2020

Cole moment

When my homie Cole does something stupid and/or funny.

When Cole got hammered and jumped off the roof, that was a real Cole moment

by Ho Chi Mihn October 11, 2020

Cole

THE BIGGEST SIMP OF ALL TIME!! is in love with girls whos names only have 3 letters.. one of the nicest guys you’ll meet tho, but he always hangs out with a group of douche bags that kind of takes away from all that good things people say about him.

“All there’s Cole again sucks that he hangs out with those trump supporters.” “oh hey did cole ever get over that one girl, Mia?”

by yee_yeaboy October 13, 2020