Closespaced

The Erwin Schrodinger (famous Schrodinger's cat thought experiment whereby two states exist simultaneously) model applied to late developing sexual identity

Did you hear about what Kevin Spacey allegedly did to someone?

Yeah. Kevin was Closespaced. He hadn't come out of the closet.

by Wbienek October 30, 2017

Closed Circuit

When a consenting adult human with a penis double fists anally and vaginally a consenting adult human with a vagina while the fistee blows the fister. i.e 69ing but with consensual double fisting ;)

Trenton: Did you hear that Tammy and I completed a closed circuit last night?

Jake: Really?? You got both fists in there? Wow man I’m impressed.

Trenton: It took a lot of prep but it was worth it at the end, all out of lube though…

by sea creature of the mist July 2, 2021

Literally Close Friends

a friend of the opposite gender whom one may hug for 2-8 minutes at a time.

Bro 1: I literally watched you hug her for two minutes. Obviously you guys aren't just friends.
Bro 2: Yeah, you're right. We're literally close friends.

Bro 1: Oh shitttttt you're right. I understand.

by nont0Xic March 21, 2019

Throat Closer

A throat closer is a peanut butter sandwich. It is aptly named because the excess amount of peanut butter (and sometimes Nutella) will cause your throat to feel like it's closing and make it difficult to breathe.

"Hey man, wanna have a couple throat closers?"
"No thanks, I don't feel like dying today."

by jerseybish January 19, 2021

The moon is so far, yet so close

We might be far away from each other, but I still love you.

Do you still love him?
“The moon is so far, yet so close”

by @hashiraz August 26, 2023

Close friends

someone you enjoy spending time with they relate to you feelings and support you. They talk everyday when you need them for whatever they are there it's a give and take kind of relationship respect and a listing ear.

Joey: close friends if you know what I mean.
Jenny : jj for life

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 30, 2019

play one's cards close to one's chest

To keep to oneself, to be secretive, to be very cautious in one's dealing with people and giving nothing much or nothing at all away. (As if one were playing cards and not permitting anyone to see any of the cards.)

"He is very cautious. He plays his cards close to his chest."

"You seem to be playing your cards close to your vest."

"Roy likes to play his cards close to his chest"

"To play one's cards close to one's chest is not nice etiquette"

by aussieboy322 June 6, 2009