a rubber, prophylactic, or; 'scumbag'!
she had me put on a child-proof cap
should have suspected my child-proof cap burst, when 'the act' started feeling TOO good!!
jennifer was horrified when sam withdrew, his crank adorned with only a 'cock ring', and no child proof cap!!
should have suspected my child-proof cap burst, when 'the act' started feeling TOO good!!
jennifer was horrified when sam withdrew, his crank adorned with only a 'cock ring', and no child proof cap!!
by michael foolsley December 20, 2013
by arielsingh June 04, 2017
by Mullets inc. September 11, 2013
a mythical creature with the head of a duck and body of a child who screams all the time except when eating dogs
by superspyninjabadasshellbeast January 17, 2011
A term that describes the distortion that occurs when someone who’s an only child who grew up regularly distorting or misperceiving time intervals ballparks how long something is going to take.
When she gives me one of her only child timeframe estimates, I just double it so I don’t lose my mind.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2023
A clown bastard child is a child who was possibly switched out at birth by entities unknown (clown bastard aliens)...possibly as a joke on the unsuspecting parents. Parents may leave the hospital with what they perceive to be the most sweetest child in the world...only to discover about 5 years later that the child's behavior is so atrocious it makes the parent proclaim that the child could not possibly be theirs because of how said child acts. The parents were fooled because the child resembles them but his actions later in life may prove otherwise. These children are often spawned...not born
broken down-
Clown- because it seems a joke was played on you.
Bastard- because this child surely CANNOT be yours!
Child- self-explanatory
broken down-
Clown- because it seems a joke was played on you.
Bastard- because this child surely CANNOT be yours!
Child- self-explanatory
"Whose clown bastard child is this?!"
by crookedletterI July 20, 2012
by CrashMussen April 08, 2021