child-proof cap

a rubber, prophylactic, or; 'scumbag'!
she had me put on a child-proof cap

should have suspected my child-proof cap burst, when 'the act' started feeling TOO good!!

jennifer was horrified when sam withdrew, his crank adorned with only a 'cock ring', and no child proof cap!!
by michael foolsley December 20, 2013
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curepe pres child

A very smart child with a very immature attitude that he/she dosen't know about
That girl feel that she is a curepe pres child
by arielsingh June 04, 2017
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child neglect mullet

A naturally forming mullet on a child due to the lack of regular hair cuts.
Hey look at the child neglect mullet on that toddler.
by Mullets inc. September 11, 2013
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screaming duck child

a mythical creature with the head of a duck and body of a child who screams all the time except when eating dogs
person: are u free this weekend?
other person: nah im hunting for the screaming duck child
by superspyninjabadasshellbeast January 17, 2011
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only child timeframe

A term that describes the distortion that occurs when someone who’s an only child who grew up regularly distorting or misperceiving time intervals ballparks how long something is going to take.
When she gives me one of her only child timeframe estimates, I just double it so I don’t lose my mind.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2023
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Clown Bastard Child

A clown bastard child is a child who was possibly switched out at birth by entities unknown (clown bastard aliens)...possibly as a joke on the unsuspecting parents. Parents may leave the hospital with what they perceive to be the most sweetest child in the world...only to discover about 5 years later that the child's behavior is so atrocious it makes the parent proclaim that the child could not possibly be theirs because of how said child acts. The parents were fooled because the child resembles them but his actions later in life may prove otherwise. These children are often spawned...not born

broken down-

Clown- because it seems a joke was played on you.
Bastard- because this child surely CANNOT be yours!

Child- self-explanatory
by crookedletterI July 20, 2012
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sweet summer child

Another really nice way of saying 'bless your heart'.
So you believe in faith over science ? Oh you sweet summer child.
by CrashMussen April 08, 2021
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