Cancer

Best type of zodiac sign ever created

"i'm so glad i'm a Cancer and not a Capricorn"

by Unicorn_Queen\ May 3, 2018

Assticular Cancer

1) A cross between Ass cancer and Testicular Cancer.

2) You know it when you see it.

Yeah - total Assticular Cancer.

by J.W.W.L September 6, 2010

Cancer

You can drink cancer and it is good but you might get high off of it.

The cancer was delicious but it made my friends act high after wards

by clarith bearith November 16, 2018

pillow cancer

When somebody flatulates on a pillow, then gives it to his friend, then the friend receives pink eye the next morning.

Hey, Benny just gave Jimmy's pillow, Pillow Cancer, wait till tomorrow when his eyes look like he's been in a 12 round boxing match.

by Schlumberjacker November 22, 2019

cancer bean

A person who is being stupid or otherwise cancerous, but has a spanish backgound.

Jose: hola, want to hang and chilang later?
American: NO go away you cancer bean.

by cancer beanie November 16, 2016

Cancer

Joe if ur name is Joe and ur bald u have cancer.

Joe u have cancer now time to be curb stomped

by Marinas balls June 27, 2021

Cancer

A cancer is a zodiac sign that is extremely scatterbrained. These signs are very wild and outrageous. Most people think that this sign is awfully quiet but their wrong. A cancer would do any dare, they are very daring and they love to take risks. They like to dance and sing too. Most things these signs talk about are very weird or interesting. Some people don’t even understand what they talk about. They also are very lazy when it comes to chores but when something fun comes up, they are up and ready to go! They love their friends and enjoy hanging out with random people they don’t even know. Never mess with a cancer because they can become very emotional, their anger issues will rise and you won’t be able to walk anymore!

Boy: I SWEAR GET AWAY FROM ME RIGHT NOW U CANCER
Boy 2: FUCK OFF BITCH
Boy 3: *eating a whole jar of Nutella and bouncing off the walls*

by MrFabulousSpideyMan November 14, 2020