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A game among any man that can be played with 2-10 players when the players sit in a circle surrounding a cupcake. At the saying of "GO" the players start masturbating, trying to jerk-off as fast as possible, to the point of cumming. When all the players are finished, the person who jizzed last has to eat the cum-covered cupcake, as everyone watches, laughing loudly. Record the eating for longer memory.
"Hahaha, Jeff last night got owned in cum-cake last night!"

"We playing a game of cup-cake at our sleepover tonight?"
Cum-Cake by Joanse Cos December 5, 2009
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wedding cake 

A wedding cake is a term used to describe a backed-up toilet that continues to be used. Each subsequent layer of feces and toilet paper creates an additonal layer to the "cake".
Man, you should see the wedding cake in the second stall. I just added a fifth layer to that thing!
wedding cake by MMoose November 8, 2006

chocolate ass cake 

Excuse me, I have to go bake a chocolate ass cake...

Uh oh. I have some chocolate ass cakes burning in the oven.
chocolate ass cake by cj February 22, 2004
Dont cake with me, I'm your sister
Cake by cake eaterr March 9, 2010

Bake a cake

Another word for fucking.
You can also say "to bake a cake" or "we're gonna bake a cake."

Simple, no other way around it.
Nick: What are we gonna do after we wash those dishes?

Leah: We're going to be bake a cake ;]
Bake a cake by m/squeeks13 February 17, 2010

Diez Leches Cake 

A type of cake that has 2% Milk, Sweeten Condensed Milk, Evaporated Milk, Breast Milk, Coconut Milk, Goat Milk, Almond Milk, Soy Milk, Powdered Milk, Rice Milk, and a hint of Sperm Milk.
My mom made a bomb ass diez leches cake and said it’s healthier than the trez leches cake.
Diez Leches Cake by UrbanPrince December 20, 2018
1) A Sweet Pastry
2) Kilo of Cocaine
3) Money
1) Did you see that boy's birthday cake, shit was huge b.

2) Go to the docks and get that cake from them Colombians.

3) Man the only cake you seen was at ya birthday, broke ass chump.
cake by AC June 13, 2005