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The Brad

The term used to describe what to do when a hot chick, that is too hot for her own good and uses that hotness as an abusive power, is giving a guy head and he wraps his legs around her head and lets out a massive fart in her face.
"Dude, this bitch was going down on me last night but she was totally using me to get back at her boyfriend... so I gave her The Brad."
by camtangled October 28, 2008
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A school were dumbass teens think they're cool driving like jackasses in their 4 banger jap cars.
A BBHHS kid tried to compete with my Cadillac STS; the only problem was I have double the cylinders and 200 more horsepower. I smoked his ass and put it in it's place.
by RP123 May 4, 2005
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broadcast yourself

A derogatory term used to tell someone who is attempting to impress you and/or others to tape their antics and upload them onto YouTube, with the intention that people who are intersted will watch. The concept that you do not care what they do as long as they stop is implied.
"I tell you what get that on tape and broadcast yourself, cause no one 'round here gives a fuck, douchebag" "take that shit to YouTube where maybe someone will care.....hahahaha"
by Guerranongrata October 10, 2007
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Brad

(brād)

Business.

that with which a person is principally and seriously concerned: Words are a writer's business.

of, noting, or pertaining to business, its organization, or its procedures.
Words are a writer's brad.

That is serious brad.

Wow, that guy means brad.
by BradMeansBusiness April 22, 2010
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Broaden Your Horizons

A snide way to suggest anal sex.
"At first she was unsure about the whole ordeal, then I suggested that she should broaden her horizons."

or

"Allow me to broaden your horizons"
by Wiz Memelord July 19, 2017
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Brad

Extreme frailty and sensitivity. A trait possessed by weak, passive males. These people are often confused with small, female children. Their main diet consists of smoothies, bananas, and frappaccinos. They are NOT strong.
Wow, did you see that brad try and dunk on that kid's hoop?

Hey, did you see that small girl try and reach that banana from the tree? Oh, no that was a brad. Get the poor kid a ladder.
by dmcl December 15, 2008
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Brad Paisley moustache

A weak ass moustache that looks like a 17 year old has been trying to grow for three weeks, but only has a vague shadow. (commonly worn by country music star Brad Paisley)
I didn't have time to shave this morning so now I have a Brad Paisley moustache.
by Whackmaster December 30, 2007
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