bumpkinism 

Having a sexual attraction to clowns.

Some people are into Podophilia, others, Urolagnia ... I, however, am into bumpkinism... because nothing gets me wetter than a birthday clown.

bumpkinism by Nerd514 April 27, 2017

Blumpkiss 

Verb

A kiss given to someone who is sitting on the toilet.

I was almost done pooping but my girl had to leave for work so she just came in and gave me a blumpkiss goodbye.

Blumpkiss by Landocommando69 December 19, 2020

auto blumpkano 

The act of giving oneself a blumpkin.

Did you hear about Matt last night? Heard he got so drunk he gave himself an auto blumpkano!

auto blumpkano by pigy_G December 15, 2010

tom bumpkin 

a very well dressed potato bear thing

omg i’m gonna marry tom bumpkin

tom bumpkin by notlauren October 11, 2020

Backside Blumkin 

The act of receiving a rimjob while taking urinating.

Last night at prom I got a backside blumkin from my teacher.

Backside Blumkin by BakksideBlumkin February 6, 2022

Touch My Bumpkin

A saying used when wanting hands placed in and around your sweet booty.
Usually spoken in a high pitched porn voice

It is Ben's birthday today and as usual he is feeling rather amorous.
He sits alone in his house thinking about getting his thicc as fuck booty snacked on.
He begins to scream out at a frequency akin to a bats screech, "Touch my bumpkin! Touch my little bumpkin! Touch my sweaty little bumpkin!"
His repeated cries for an anal thrashing fall on deaf ears. Ben then shoves a quick fing in his bum and heads to bed. Goodnight Ben

Touch My Bumpkin by GozUnlimited April 1, 2020

Blumkin 

Getting a blowjob while taking a crap.

I was on the shitter smoking a fattie and that bitch came up and gave me a blumkin.

Blumkin by Bullitt Bob March 19, 2009