The act of helping someone escape punishment or other consequences that would result from an offense that they obviously committed.
-Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!
Prosecutor 1: Oh shit... not the Chewbacca Defense
Prosecutor 2: Ugh.... looks like Johnnie's Coch Blocking us again...
Prosecutor 1: Oh shit... not the Chewbacca Defense
Prosecutor 2: Ugh.... looks like Johnnie's Coch Blocking us again...
by Siffilis December 21, 2010
Get the Coch Blockingmug. When you try to play Playstation 3 on 1st of March 2010, and the hardware clock thinks it's a leap year, and that the date is 29th of February, the playstation clock-blocks you.
This is also the bug that caust the apocolyPS3 day.
This is also the bug that caust the apocolyPS3 day.
"On 1st of March 2010, the Playstation 3 clock-blocked almost every Playstation 3 in the world"
Gamer #1: "Dude, I can't play on my PS3!"
Gamer #2: "Oh, you got the old PS3?! Well, it's clock-blocking everybody!"
Gamer #1: "Dude, I can't play on my PS3!"
Gamer #2: "Oh, you got the old PS3?! Well, it's clock-blocking everybody!"
by BlastMaster4000 March 2, 2010
Get the Clock-blockmug. The act of receiving a sext, and not having anything sexy or freaky to say back. Alot like writer's block. But worse. Not only does it make the sextee feel awkward because they have nothing to say, it makes the sexter feel awkward also because you get that thought in your mind that maybe you were a little too freaky. Also makes the next face-to-face contact awkward as well. It is very difficult to admit you suffer from sexter's block.
Example 1:
Sexter: "Mmm you like that don't you? Next I'm gonna....."
Sextee: Oh yeah, she's a freak. What to say, "Yeah baby, I like that" No, sounds gay already. Damn sexter's block.
Next Day:
Sexter: "About last night, sorry. I got a little freaky."
Sextee: "Uh no, it's okay. I just uh fell asleep."
Sexter: "Ohh"
Example 2:
Sexter to friend: And then he said his dick likes being hard.
Friend: Poor guy, probably was suffering from sexter's block.
Sexter: "Mmm you like that don't you? Next I'm gonna....."
Sextee: Oh yeah, she's a freak. What to say, "Yeah baby, I like that" No, sounds gay already. Damn sexter's block.
Next Day:
Sexter: "About last night, sorry. I got a little freaky."
Sextee: "Uh no, it's okay. I just uh fell asleep."
Sexter: "Ohh"
Example 2:
Sexter to friend: And then he said his dick likes being hard.
Friend: Poor guy, probably was suffering from sexter's block.
by Sext Master June 18, 2011
Get the Sexter's Blockmug. “I don’t want to get a new water block” -Peter
“Your mom got a new water block last night if you know what I mean” -Garrison
“I don’t even know what that is supposed to mean”-Peter
“Go check urban dictionary.” -Garrison
“Your mom got a new water block last night if you know what I mean” -Garrison
“I don’t even know what that is supposed to mean”-Peter
“Go check urban dictionary.” -Garrison
by Open the lab November 6, 2021
Get the water blockmug. refers to a situation in which an undesirable candy bar in a vending machine is blocking access to the desirable candy bar behind it.
Dammit! I was jonesing for some peanut M&M's but I got choc-blocked by that Almond Joy bar that's been sitting in front of them for the past three weeks!
by pud2000 July 14, 2010
Get the choc-blockmug. The female version of cock blocking. When a chick is hitting on a dude and then another chick steps in and takes over thus knocking the first chick out of the game.
I was totally trying to hook up with this dude at the club, then big ass Beatrice saw him, came over and was totally taco blocking me!
by C.E. Nyswanger June 6, 2015
Get the Taco Blockingmug. A Block Mavis is an absolute dad of a person, and 10000000000% in a band or doing music of some kind.
by Eddie_Is_Alive_? July 1, 2020
Get the block mavismug.