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minnesota mud blanket

when you smear shit all over an electric blanket, or a regular blanket, turn it on and heat it up, in microwave if blanket is not electric, sneak up on an unsuspecting victim and proceed to wrap them up, head to toe in your hot messy blanket. note: it is important to be shure to get the persons facial area totally smeared with the hot substance for max effect!
"dude, last night i got dan so good, i snuck up on him and gave him a wicked minnesota mud blanket!"
by D, wolfie, del December 31, 2012
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B.i.B (Blanket in the Butt)

All day spent on the couch generally not giving a f*ck about the world or interacting with the human race. Wrapped in a blanket, it's the ultimate chill day. Waisting your entire day watching TV, playing video games, watching movies, often times in your pajamas and not showered for the entire day. B.i.B usually occurres following a long work week, a night of heavy partying, or when your home sick.
Ex 1) You're hungover? Are we gonna see you later or are you B.i.B (Blanket in the Butt)?

Ex 2) I had a f*cked week at work, I'm B.i.B all weekend...

Ex 3) I've got the cold from hell, I'm B.i.B with some hot & sour soup and Theraflu.
by T. Dub January 12, 2013
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dicks in blankets

Like pigs but with dicks. Very popular party food. At certain parties.
dicks in blankets, dick, pigs, blankets, party, party food
by crossfire_1 December 2, 2013
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you'll be my blanket

Makin your lover warm Real Warm
"Jim got blanketed hard REAL hard"

"Amanda said "You'll be my blanket"
by SeagDaddy200103 November 28, 2014
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Butcher's Blanket

A woman who is menstruating and or about to menstruate.
"Don't bother with me tonight love. I'm on the butcher's blanket".
"Look at his face! She must be butcher's blanket!"
by pritchy September 2, 2015
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Vintage Winter Blanket

Classification of a mature man used by a younger woman for the purpose of amorous entertainment during the winter months. Also known as a VWB.
She couldn't survive the cold night's of February without her vintage winter blanket.
by The Osirus September 14, 2016
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Piggie in a Blanket

When a man wraps his dick in duct-tape and masturbates.
When i think of the feeling of duct-tape, i can't help but to pull a piggie in a blanket
by ShadyAzzBish August 17, 2016
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